"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Have A Threesome, But Not With Your Girlfriend

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Like most heterosexual males, I fantasize about being in a menage a trios. What can be more exciting than re-enacting the second scene in “Booty Talk 38” the one with Justin Slayer and the two Spanish chicks or the scene with Randy West and the two white girls from “Up and Cummers 7.” Your there on a hot, steamy, humid, August night during a thunderstorm with two cute, chesty, nice a$$ havin’ chest and their trying to bring you to the biggest ecstasy you can ever experience in life, other than having a big bankroll.

I want to experience that one-day, hopefully I will. I don’t want to experience that with somebody I’m a serious relationship with and I definitely don’t want to experience it with my wife.

Call me old fashioned, but I believe in the sanctity of marriage. I believe that the woman you call your wife can give you satiety only a spouse can give. He or she is supposed to fulfill you mentally, spiritually, emotionally, physically, and sexually. Sex between a man and should be something more than penetration, exchange of fluids and ooohs, and ahs.” It should be something on the next level of sexuality, an almost sacred experience. Why a marriage couple would need to bring a third party into that situation is beyond me. If your spouse isn’t fulfilling you sexually, then maybe your shouldn’t have married that person.

Now to girlfriends. If you’re in a long-term relationship to bring another person into your bed is a recipe for a big time cluster eff. Men are so caught up with the notion of being with two women at the same time, I honestly believe they don’t give thought to the unintended consequences to a threesome, which are the following:

1) Your girl finally gives in to your desire for a threesome. She doesn’t and has “*****’s regret. She feels nasty and used. She feels as if you have no respect for her and sees her as nothing more than a sex object. She grows to dislike you and it causes a strain on your relationship.

2) It’s your birthday. When you come home. You enter your bedroom and low and behold. There’s your “boo-boo,” and Meika. They’re decked out in their cute little V.S. teddies. You proceed to have the best birthday you ever had in life. But Meika does something to your “boo-boo,” that she’s never experienced before. Your boo-boo has kinda like has had these “thoughts.” In helping to fulfill your fantasy, she has found her bisexuality. She also has come to terms with the fact she likes Meika better than she likes you. Was it worth it in the end? Was having a fantasy fulfilled worth losing somebody you really cared about?

3) You and your chick have a threesome. She likes it. Over the ensuing months your girl invites Quita, Sharhonda, and the white girl from work Nikki to get in the bed with yall. Then your girl feeling as if she’s been a good girlfriend in helping to fulfill your needs wants you to reciprocate. She wants you to invite your boy Deron over one night. You, being the jealous eff that you are, say “Hell no. I don’t want some other dude effing my girl.” But she really wants to be in the middle of a train with goo flying all over her. If you are not going to fulfill her fantasy with being with two men, then she’ll find somebody who will.

4) You have the menage a trios. You’re good. Fanasty fulfilled, time to move on. Your girl on the other hand liked it. I mean she really liked it. To the point where she wants to get involved in swinging. To use an old cliché “you created a monster.”

These are some of the things men need to take under consideration when they purpose having menage trios with their girlfriend. They stand a very real chance of happening.

You should have a menage with a “bed buddy,” or a girl you’re not really that serious about. Then if things array, no harm, no foul.

It helps considerably if the chick involved is bi herself and is genuinely turned on by threesomes. I mean what’s the use of having menage trios if your girl is only doing it to please you. That’s wack and is far from sexy. If I’m going to a have threesome, I want everybody to nut. Then we all could cuddle in a loving embrace and sleep the night away.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Arsinel

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Your'e a bad man. You cheat on your girlfriend after she trusts you.
 

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He never said that. He never said anything about having a girlfriend.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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And even if your GF is involved, just make sure that neither of you are attached to the third party, THAT is the recipe for disaster.
 
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