"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Harridan laments that men are no longer interested in her

MatureDJ

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...moment-Christmas-party-hell-48-desperate.html

Naively, I imagined I would lick my wounds and start again like I'd done in my 30s. If only! In my late 40s, I discovered men no longer give me a second glance. It must have been happening for a while, but, when I was secure in a relationship, I hadn't noticed. Now, when a man asks for directions, I know the only thing he wants is the best route to Trafalgar Square.

To my horror, I've discovered even men in their 50s and 60s like John aren't interested in me. I was talking to a silver-haired guy at a party a few weeks ago when I noticed his eyes swivel past me to the leggy blonde sauntering past, who was young enough to be his granddaughter.

It's cruel and unfair, and there are examples of it everywhere. Look at Ronnie Wood, the wrinkly Rolling Stones rocker, who's just got engaged to a beautiful woman aged 34.

Being middle-aged sucks anyway. But when you are middle-aged and looking for love, it sucks 1,000 times over. Just when I'm desperate for a relationship, the chances are fading. When I was in my 30s, I had a brilliant social life. A partner would have cramped my style. Now I don't want to be out dating. All I want is to snuggle up on the sofa with someone. And that someone is impossible to find.
My opinion: :crackup:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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At least she had a window of attractiveness. Plenty of men don't even get that.
 

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Sadly I think she will still have no trouble getting sex. Will struggle to find a real boyfriend though.
 

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Dear MDJ,
Oh she's not too bad.....I have never gone to bed with anyone like her,but have woken up a few times to worse LOL...I would suggest she would be quite acceptable in the cot,very nice figure,exercises...Sure the face is a bit wrinkled,but in the dark all Cats seem grey!....The down turned jowls are a turn off,they are caused by spending a lot of time being miserable and frowning,if she smiled things would be improved.....However nothing can be done about that scrawny Chickens neck...Too many holidays on the Costa Brava!....Australian Women of her age are often much worse as they spend a lot of time tanning themselves......one thing in her favour,as against our Ladies she is slim,ours swill beer,gorge on cakes and become obese...But cheer up my faded English Rose,put your profile up on an Internet Dating Site,you will get dozens of responses!
 

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Scaramouche said:
But cheer up my faded English Rose,put your profile up on an Internet Dating Site,you will get dozens of responses!
Exactly I would bang her but not want to be seen in public with her. Internet dating will boosr her ego but only ultimately get her a few pump & dumps.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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She's aging horribly. Her slim waist is her only selling point. She looks more like 60. She's probably the type of woman that's rejected swaths of suitors in her younger years so I don't feel sorry for her.
 

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This lady is a pretty good example of older women who keep themselves slim (to their credit), but are still unattractive. Something about an older thin women's skin loses it's luster in most cases. She'd almost be better off with more fat on her, it might hold her skin up a bit.

Not to mention it looks like her boobs have completely sunk.
 

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Women 45-49, if they are attracted to you, will bang almost instantly...they are the easiest women on Earth. If they've looked after themselves and maintained their bodies...it is worth it. Very desperate demographic for companionship who also understand, finally, that their SMV is pretty much zero other than sex, sex, sex.
 

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Older women can be attractive, if she keeps a good shape. This one doesn't. The picture was taken at that angle, you know the angle that all those diet pills AFTER pictures have, to make you look skinnier than you actually are.
 

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This woman has masculinized herself over the years and is completely oblivious to the fact that we are repulsed by this. Over the decades her face has literally changed to a masculine state just through her beliefs and thought processes.

Look at the squaring of the jaw, the leathery skin, and the pseudo "powerful" pose that she thinks is so becoming.

I also guarantee that she is either an ex-smoker or a current smoker. Smoking ages a woman's face and destroys her voice.

I wouldn't be caught dead with this woman.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Dear Mike,
I appreciated that...."I assume this is all bs created to trick similarly scary and difficult women into buying her book"...Well if all Women like this bought a copy she would be rich!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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She's smug and fugly. No thanks. Not attractive at all. She looks like a grandma.
 

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MikeOck said:
This "woman" is simply an attention ***** of the worst kind: one with access to a large audience. Seems she is at it again:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2417942/Im-single-50-Why-Men-hate-brainier-says-KATE-MULVEY.html


I assume this is all bs created to trick similarly scary and difficult women into buying her book (adjectives she admits to being called by men).
Lol, right, guys don't want her because she is "brainy". :rolleyes:
The unfortunate truth for her is, she's simply unattractive.
 

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she seems like a control freak, her way or the highway...see ya!
 
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