Alright gentlemen, Halloween is coming up and this year its on a Saturday. 90% of girls are going to be dressed like sluts and drinking. Personally I've always heard sailor is a good costume, chicks like the uniform look and if you ain't in the military this is the one day you can pull it off. What are some of your suggestions and costume ideas for Oct 31?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Halloween Costumes and Techniques
- Thread starter Von_S
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Hold Onto Your Broom Stix
FOR WOMEN-costumes revolve around the whole sexual clevage personna:
NAUGHTY NURSE, SEXY WITCH, KITTY KAT, FRENCH MAID, VAMPIRELLA, SHE-DEVIL, BABY DOLL, BIKER SLUT, SEXY PIRATE, ETC, ETC.
GOSH I LUV HALLOWEEN..........do keep in mind...........
TRIX WILL GET TREATS..............:moon:
FOR WOMEN-costumes revolve around the whole sexual clevage personna:
NAUGHTY NURSE, SEXY WITCH, KITTY KAT, FRENCH MAID, VAMPIRELLA, SHE-DEVIL, BABY DOLL, BIKER SLUT, SEXY PIRATE, ETC, ETC.
GOSH I LUV HALLOWEEN..........do keep in mind...........
TRIX WILL GET TREATS..............:moon:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.