captn caveman
Don Juan
Its been two hours and I am still laughing...
Story is,
Saturday, a night in a bar, this girl I catch looking at me,
After some interaction, extreme c&f pulled at her,
Hearing I like you many times, seeing the dodo look (empty, wtf look) too many times,
Enjoying myself extremely,
We end up outside,
She gives me a hint to ask for her phone number,
I tell her I know she is hinting, and ask for it..
Then she says, she never gives out her number, and if she gives it to me, and I do not call, she will be upset... - The first time I ever hear this..
Of course as before, everything is replied with c&f...
I get her number,
Tuesday, I sms her,
"Tomorrow, pool at nine, at galaxy, or dinner at eight, my place"
"Pool at 8.45"
"Can't make it, nine is the earliest"
"OK"
Wednesday, I get the sms,
"something came up, can't do it today. What about thursday?"
"Thursday's no good, will be out of town, lets see about next week"
On sunday, I am in the bus, back to town, from heavy two day partying,
"Hi there. Am on my way back to town, lets see tonite."
"Can't. Am visiting my grandmother, some other time. Will be back on monday"
"Call me when you are back"
Monday passes, and she does not call... As I had a lot of fun with her, I revert to the old me, the AFC,
"Seems to me you are a girl who needs to be pushed. So, tomorrow nite, pool at nine, for the sake of old plans. And they say the grashopper jumps three times, then it is caught"
"I don't need to be pushed,I am very busy. I cannot meet tomorrow - some text here, I forgot - See you sometime, somewhere"
"See, I am a guy who likes challenges. You were a challenge. I also like brats. But, unresponsiveness kills the challenge. Goodbye till sometime, somewhere, or till you come up with something interesting, to show me you are in the game."
Here it starts
"A brat?"
And at this point I really do not care anymore, leave AFC, and enter my experimental mood,
"A brat: Spoiled child. Another definition: A ***** you slap, a brat you spank"
And reading the reply, as I was giving blood, I burst out:
"GOODBYE!!"
------
Now, as said, experimenting,
So I write:
"I do not see anything to get pissed off, brats are cute. You are cute."
And add,
"Btw, you are right" - Meaning the goodbye. She is clever, she will catch it.
So, what we say?
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXT
She had high interest level, but, she did not put effort into meeting. And I am not the one who will do all the work.. There is no fun in that, and it does not pay off, even for a f**k.....
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Story is,
Saturday, a night in a bar, this girl I catch looking at me,
After some interaction, extreme c&f pulled at her,
Hearing I like you many times, seeing the dodo look (empty, wtf look) too many times,
Enjoying myself extremely,
We end up outside,
She gives me a hint to ask for her phone number,
I tell her I know she is hinting, and ask for it..
Then she says, she never gives out her number, and if she gives it to me, and I do not call, she will be upset... - The first time I ever hear this..
Of course as before, everything is replied with c&f...
I get her number,
Tuesday, I sms her,
"Tomorrow, pool at nine, at galaxy, or dinner at eight, my place"
"Pool at 8.45"
"Can't make it, nine is the earliest"
"OK"
Wednesday, I get the sms,
"something came up, can't do it today. What about thursday?"
"Thursday's no good, will be out of town, lets see about next week"
On sunday, I am in the bus, back to town, from heavy two day partying,
"Hi there. Am on my way back to town, lets see tonite."
"Can't. Am visiting my grandmother, some other time. Will be back on monday"
"Call me when you are back"
Monday passes, and she does not call... As I had a lot of fun with her, I revert to the old me, the AFC,
"Seems to me you are a girl who needs to be pushed. So, tomorrow nite, pool at nine, for the sake of old plans. And they say the grashopper jumps three times, then it is caught"
"I don't need to be pushed,I am very busy. I cannot meet tomorrow - some text here, I forgot - See you sometime, somewhere"
"See, I am a guy who likes challenges. You were a challenge. I also like brats. But, unresponsiveness kills the challenge. Goodbye till sometime, somewhere, or till you come up with something interesting, to show me you are in the game."
Here it starts
"A brat?"
And at this point I really do not care anymore, leave AFC, and enter my experimental mood,
"A brat: Spoiled child. Another definition: A ***** you slap, a brat you spank"
And reading the reply, as I was giving blood, I burst out:
"GOODBYE!!"
------
Now, as said, experimenting,
So I write:
"I do not see anything to get pissed off, brats are cute. You are cute."
And add,
"Btw, you are right" - Meaning the goodbye. She is clever, she will catch it.
So, what we say?
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXT
She had high interest level, but, she did not put effort into meeting. And I am not the one who will do all the work.. There is no fun in that, and it does not pay off, even for a f**k.....
Stories like this,
Find me in,
www.finndistan.net