"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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HAHAH!!! My first successful Caveman completed!!!

Lil Magic

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So last night I went out with a few friends and this one girl i'm intrested in to some party houses around our campus. I don't know if its because I was drinking or whatever, but I was in the zone last night. I felt good, I had like MASSIVE social proof, I'm not used to that much. The guys in the house, whether they knew me or not were slapping me high fives, rooting my name and other stuff. Girls who I know were coming up to me and hugging me, girls i didnt know were trying to pull me away from this girl I came with and hit on me, idunno, but everything was PERFECT! Even this one girl, whose number I got MONTHS ago and never called (who ironically is in my group in one of my classes this term) was estatic to see me...well, until I walked off with the girl I came with.

So anyways me and this girl find a corner for ourselves and she starts grinding on me...fricking best dancer i've ever met!!! She pushing her butt onto my crotch perfectly then she turns around and we grind while facing each other and I start to kiss her neck and shoulders. Then we walk over to the bar and she continues to grind on me. Both of us have our hands on the bar and it almost looks like we're going at it doggy style until I turn her around and we continue while facing each other. So she pulls me really close while I kiss her neck and at this point i just say "F this," so I just grab each leg, lift her up, wrap her legs around my waist and push her against the bar and she just flips and starts making out with me right there on the bar in plain few of everyone else there. So we make out for a while before we hit up another party house and she ends up taking me back to her room...HELL YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!:D
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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CarlitosWay

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Sounded like a great night if I don't say so myself. You're lucky you have found this site and honing your skills at such a young age...As I really didn't get a grasp of things until 21-22:).....All we can do is improve. Game on bro, keep the momentum going!
 

Ice882

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Yeahhhhh kid!!!!

nice job. counter mount took fckin balls bro good sh1t.
 

Solomon

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my n***a!, about damn time, good to hear you succeeding now take this positive and fuel it for your next success

we need more threads like these in this section

rock on


:rockon:
 

Alextheegreat

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Sweet Jesus, aha thats good man! Great starting at a youngish age, Im your age so its nice to hear other people from my age are getting wonderful action because of this site!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Lil Magic

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Haha, yea I gatta admit it was a very awesome night. Stuff like that doesn't usually happen. Lol, unfortunately there always has to be some downside. She text me today and said she liked it but didnt really want to kiss me (despite the fact that she pulled me close and proceed to probe my mouth with her tongue :D). I don't know what to make of it. She seemed really into it at the time but she says it was just the liquor. I don't know, maybe it was maybe it wasnt. But, we have been hanging out a lot more recently. She comes by my room and we just lay in my bed together with the covers over us until the early morning and she has to go back to her dorm or whatever. There's definately potential with this one, but theres still that sense of uncertainty coming from her.
 
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