edger
Master Don Juan
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- Oct 13, 2006
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Was at a bar/club tonight in NYC, and end up talking to some porno looking queen(HOT, definitely a 9 on the scale, would've given her a higher number had her hairstyle been a bit different). She approaches me with a "You must be from Canada, so many guys in Canada have long hair, ohhhh, I love it"(hehe, gotta love chick openers when they wanna talk to you). So she starts playing with and fondling my hair. We talk, conversation's flowing perfectly, I'm joking with her, teasing, etc., she's leaning into me touching her body against mine, we make out, going great. Then somewhere in the convo. she asks if I wanna buy her a drink. So I tell her "no", and then I'm like "you wanna buy me a drink?", being sarcastic. She doesn't say anything. She asks why I won't buy her a drink?" I tell her "because she asked" and that "she shouldn't ask someone to buy her a drink". So with a grin on her face, she's like "that's rude". So I'm like "no, it's rude to ask someone to buy you a drink". So we continue the convo., I don't act like I'm annoyed, we just resume talking. So, a minute later, "Are you gonna buy me a drink?" This chick's unbelievable. Again, I'm like "no". She's like "are you kidding with me?" Hahaha. I tell her "no". So she's like "that's so rude, are all Long Island guys like this?" She's like "Most guys buy girls drinks". So I'm like "I'm not like most guys". So she keeps persisting that I buy her a drink, blah blah blah, and finally calls over the waitress implying I'm gonna buy her a drink. You believe this sh*t? Hahaha. So, she gets the old "no" from me again, and so she orders the drink and pays for it herself. So to show her that I'm all nonchalant about the situation, I act the opposite of her and try to show her that the bratty behavior doesn't bother me, and I intervine with "that waiter's cool". No response from her. Doesn't talk to me for the rest of the night. Stands next to me for 5 minutes with her arms crossed and doesn't look my way, hahaha. Eventually she moves away. I don't move, I stay right where I am, and hang around for 15 minutes, and the rest of the night act like I'm having a good time.
To bad it happened the way it did, because goddamn would I have loved to have boned her. 23 yr old Canadian(from Montreal, Quebec), great face, body, and a perfect cleavage shot from the top she was wearing...she had some nice, nice double deckers going.
Well, I have 2 theories here.
1. Either she chatted me up for the sole purpose of getting a free drink(s) out of me
OR
2. She was sincerely turned off that I stood my ground and didn't act like an AFC p*ssy. Afterall, maybe that's what she's looking for and maybe that's what she's attracted to; an AFC boy toy.
To bad it happened the way it did, because goddamn would I have loved to have boned her. 23 yr old Canadian(from Montreal, Quebec), great face, body, and a perfect cleavage shot from the top she was wearing...she had some nice, nice double deckers going.
Well, I have 2 theories here.
1. Either she chatted me up for the sole purpose of getting a free drink(s) out of me
OR
2. She was sincerely turned off that I stood my ground and didn't act like an AFC p*ssy. Afterall, maybe that's what she's looking for and maybe that's what she's attracted to; an AFC boy toy.