"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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had a f***** up day

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I can't believe the day I had today.


First, I got up today and cooked me some eggs and bacon and I accidently dropped the eggs on the floor and my alaskian husky was eating them before they hit the ground. Thoose were my last eggs and I didn't feel like going to the store.


Then my friend, after I told him to let me know when he is going to use my PC, came over my house and used my pc, and now i have all types of spyware on my pc that I am going to have to get off, which is a pain in the ass.

then, we all drove up to Favetville Arkansas, to watch Arkansas play Vanderbuilt, and we ****ing LOST to Vanderbuilt...

The Vanderbuilt Coomadores.

The only SEC team they have beaten in the last 3-4 years is Kentucky. Well, at least until today.

I was soo mad, that I tried to sell my USC tickets for next week, since they are going to LA, but now that i know they are going to get thrashed i am not going to waste my time.. aparently no one wants to watch a team that can't beat a cellar team play the best team in the country.

So now I probably have to go to LA so I won't waste the tickets and watch them get raped.

Oh, so when we got back to town we decided to go by this frat party and this girl, who I did a **** and duck to a year ago saw me and slapped me becuase she said I made her break up with her BF and I never called her back.

Then, another girl who I am pretty good friends with, really isn't cute to me, saw me and we started talking, and this guy, who I know she isn't even dating and doesn't want to, tried to start **** with me because I was talking to "his girl".

After that I decided to go home. probably the worst day I have had in a long, long time, at least from a non business standpoint.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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shut up


you just took an off the wall rant and made a pointless reference.

You think I don't know they have it ****ed up?


Notice my post didn't say "i had the worst day of anyone in america"
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by AFK Protector
Looks like you're not having such a good day today either. :(

I'm not either. I was on this forum and this random guy told me to shut up. I'm hurt. I can not believe this day happened to me.

jp dude. I'm just trying to make you feel better...in a very very unorthodox way. :)

i can respect that. i am not having too bad a day today, but yesterday was just one of thoose "man it can't get worse than this" and it did days that's all.
 

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I have bad days everyday haha.

Oh well.

School starts tomorrow, the skin on my face still breaking out, it's not gonna be a good start to this year. Maybe people won't be shallow and welcome me for my sense of humor......




















Whoops, sort of dozed off there, back to reality.....:(
 

i am me

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that aint a bad day. i coulda gone through that...toughen up
 
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