"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Saw this HB8 on the side of the street tonight outside of a Thai massage place (the legit kind - non sex) i said hey girl and flashed my bedroom eyes...she told me she was the receptionist there and that she didn't know how to massage....i busted her balls on this for a bit and then she mentioned she lived in a nother city and had a BF...i said BF...really? you don't act like it...she then told me they don't have a strong relationship becaus ethey both cheat on one another reguraly...i was like ok go get your number for me and asked her about what she was doing after work...well..that was around 3:30 am and she gets off work a 6 am and she sad maybe but to call her first to confirm at 6....

She handed me 2 numbers so i figure this a greenlight to f^ck....just trying to stay awake until she gets off work....but my beer is making me sleepy and part of me says sleep will suit me better and i son't need any puss& because i have already had it today with a plate....but my competitive side won't let me do that....and it seems like new puss^ is always the best puss^. I want to see what yall think if this is a definite fu$ck or not and we will see what happens tomorrow...a test of sorts because she could just be an AW....there are a lot of them here in Taiwan...if not....i'll be sucking her toes in the early morning.
 
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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zinc4 said:
and then she mentioned she lived in a nother city and had a BF...i said BF...really? you don't act like it...she then told me they don't have a strong relationship becaus ethey both cheat on one another reguraly
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Translation: He's a beta so I cheat on him regularly; if he has any balls he'll do the same



zinc4 said:
I want to see what yall think if this is a definite fu$ck or not and we will see what happens tomorrow...a test of sorts because she could just be an AW....there are a lot of them here in Taiwan...if not....i'll be sucking her toes in the early morning.
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I'd call her just to be sure (because new pvssy IS always worth it), but the chances of her flaking are still pretty high - she's getting off work very late so you know she's going to be 'tired', she just met you, she obv. does this a lot so her investment may not be relatively high, etc. But it depends on the chemistry you guys had at the parlor. Just call her and see what's up, you never know. Worst case scenario she doesn't pick up and you just have a good night's sleep and try again tomorrow.
 
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zinc4 said:
Saw this HB8 on the side of the street tonight outside of a Thai massage place (the legit kind - non sex) i said hey girl and flashed my bedroom eyes...she told me she was the receptionist there and that she didn't know how to massage....i busted her balls on this for a bit and then she mentioned she lived in a nother city and had a BF...i said BF...really? you don't act like it...she then told me they don't have a strong relationship becaus ethey both cheat on one another reguraly...i was like ok go get your number for me and asked her about what she was doing after work...well..that was around 3:30 am and she gets off work a 6 am and she sad maybe but to call her first to confirm at 6....

She handed me 2 numbers so i figure this a greenlight to f^ck....just trying to stay awake until she gets off work....but my beer is making me sleepy and part of me says sleep will suit me better and i son't need any puss& because i have already had it today with a plate....but my competitive side won't let me do that....and it seems like new puss^ is always the best puss^. I want to see what yall think if this is a definite fu$ck or not and we will see what happens tomorrow...a test of sorts because she could just be an AW....there are a lot of them here in Taiwan...if not....i'll be sucking her toes in the early morning.
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This is what I tell people - They take everything as a sure-fire answer here and it's ridiculous, even in the DJ bible it says "Never try to understand what a women is thinking" and "Treat girls like children"

Some people just don't get what true self-confidence is, they come here, become "DJs" but they spend so much time analyzing everything still. "I go to the gym, therefore I'm confident" no, that's not confidence, a confident man says "I'm proud of my work in the gym."
A confident man need not make any mention he is confident, because he knows he is.
 
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