"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Great opener that puts you on state : The Cyclone Of Glory

Daddy The Pimp

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You all know the importance of self amusement . If you dont know , its one of the keys to attracting and seducing women . Search on internet for more articles like this . This opener is all about self amusing yourself and than drawing womens in your reality .

I totally love this one and have been trying this out last weekend about 3 times . Never got blown out . Man i love this one .

Give it a shot .

Author : Natural Tim

Here's the article :
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BEWARE: Here is an instant self-amusing opener that will be so devastatingly effective that it will dazzle you more than the girls in the below clip:

( there was a clip in their blog )


This is no joke guys.

Be afraid. Really afraid.
After initial implementation around Hollywood by Tyler and myself, plus used by my very own bootcamp guys this week…
it is field-certified and bought to you by of course, naturaltim.com

THE CYCLONE… (of glory).

Boom.

The steps:

1. Be it club, bar, street, workplace - line up the girl(s) you wish to wreak your glorious havoc upon and start moving toward.

2. As you are strolling up, feel an energy come swirling up from some mystical source below your feet

3. To use this energy clasp hands above head and continue to walk a bit faster (gathering as much attention from onlookers as you can)

4. While gathering speed you realise deep down that you look silly. And that is alone very powerful. Because you will notice that its FUNNY and you INSTANTLY
stop caring about what people think of you

5. Now the cyclone is building and building while that little voice in your head is actually LAUGHING hehehe. You reach the girl(s) at your top speed AND…

6. UH OH here it ISSSSSSSSSS (start spinning with hands still in the air and grin on your face)

7. Spin around 360 at least 4 times (if you can do this on the ball of one foot that is awesome technique) ——- ITS THE CYYYYCLOOOOONNNE BABAAAAY!

8. Stop the cyclone and look at the girl(s) with that funny little grin (hopefully your not too dizzy eh?)
You will notice…

a) Burst out laughing
b) they will start a cyclone type dance
c) they will stop, mouths open, and wait for what you will do next (”Hi, Im tim haaha” is fine)

They CANNOT PROCESS WTF JUST HAPPENED. A cyclone just hit her!

Its literally like pressing a reset button on a computer. They stop. Completely mesmerised and in your power… why ?
Because its so utterly ridiculous that it turns everyone around you into a SPECTATOR. They are watching what you will do next and that is powerful and YOU are the PLAYER…

This is SOOOOO fun its a joke. It creates the EXACT RIGHT MINDSET for you to be in when you are picking up. You are completely self amused… after the Cyclone of Glory
everything starts to flow…

If you are too uptight to try this you suck. Just do it.

MASSIVE DISCLAIMER: Now the problem with the cyclone, “i like salad”, the claw and other silly retarted openers is that it can only be used a couple of times. Why ? because after a few nights of success with it, it then becomes your THING. Like your mind will make the cyclone part of your normal reality - and therefore destroy its power.
It works because it throws you outside your normal world instantly and therefore puts you in a self amusement frame. So having said this… DO NOT MAKE THIS YOUR WHOLE GAME
OR OPENER… it is simply a cool thing to get you self amused and in the right headspace. Got it ?

BEHOLD THE CYCLONE OF GLORY. Have fun. As always.

nT

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Here's the link :
http://naturaltim.com/?p=21
Search the blog more . It has some pure gold :D .



Happy sargin :rockon:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Wow, you gotta have some balls to do this. B/c if you get shot down, the entire line just noticed you gretting rejected. And you looked dumb.

I'm gonna try this with some people I know first and see how it goes
 

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Man trust me on this . I've tried this .
How can a girl reject you on this ?
This is the only way to reject you , and this is not even a rejection :
3.they will stop, mouths open, and wait for what you will do next
. After you introduce , they might give you the weird look but you should NOT give a fvck :D .

Man you're just amusing yourself . If you know the importance of self amusement , you would know how good is this opener .

Also , in order to get successful with girls , you should STOP GIVING A FVCK WHAT EVERYONE THINKS OF YOU .
 

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It's ****ing brilliant! I'm telling you I'm gonna do this when I muster out the balls for this!!! Whao!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Never said i wasn't going to do it. Im going to, but DTP you better be right!!

Will field test it and report back. man this has to be one of the weirdest pick ups i have ever done, and i've done some pretty weird shyt.
 

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pinning/stating you like salad either makes you the retard who the girls will sympathise with (e.g. awwww so wha-t's you-re naaaaaame?) or a clown.

Not true . I've fvcking field tested it . So i know this better then you .
Also my wings have been testing it . It opens great . Pickup is supposed to be fun , not trying to hard to impress girl . Go , have fun for yourself , self amuse yourself and girls will be drawn to this reality . They love it .
But if you think it doesnt work , better not use it . Its not for everyone .

It's ****ing brilliant! I'm telling you I'm gonna do this when I muster out the balls for this!!! Whao!
Lol Black suit , try it and report back lol :D.

Never said i wasn't going to do it. Im going to, but DTP you better be right!!

Will field test it and report back. man this has to be one of the weirdest pick ups i have ever done, and i've done some pretty weird shyt.
Lol like i said , use it if you like and if you think its fun . So even if you get rejected , youll still have fun doing it . Dont became dependent from the outcome . Im waiting for your report . Respect :up:
 

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I actually tried THE CLAW and it worked.

A girl approached me while i was dancing a bit. Then i said something stupid and she turned away. But i knew better she wanted me, no doubt about it! I formed a claw with my hand and put it on her shoulder and turned her in front of me. She said "What are you doing?" in a *****y way and tried to escape me. But NO! That isn't going to work against The Claw. She was going to have some fun with me, thats why she came up to me in the first place. The Claw returned and i had to turn her around again but this time it went from a serrious wierdo type of turn into a silly serrious silly turn so we ended up laughing over this and i had a great time afther that. The claw is amazing!
 

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Dedication said:
I actually tried THE CLAW and it worked.

A girl approached me while i was dancing a bit. Then i said something stupid and she turned away. But i knew better she wanted me, no doubt about it! I formed a claw with my hand and put it on her shoulder and turned her in front of me. She said "What are you doing?" in a *****y way and tried to escape me. But NO! That isn't going to work against The Claw. She was going to have some fun with me, thats why she came up to me in the first place. The Claw returned and i had to turn her around again but this time it went from a serrious wierdo type of turn into a silly serrious silly turn so we ended up laughing over this and i had a great time afther that. The claw is amazing!
ROFL , THE CLAW ALWAYS WINS :D
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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