Alright it's time for the first part to this story.
A long long time ago, in a place with this DJ.
DA GR8'ist STORY EVAR. (Imagine the Star Wars opening music playing as that title zooms forward)
It all started at this bar I live about an hour away from. It's in a fairly populated area, and there's a few clubs nearby, so needless to say there's a good share of da poon tang in the area. I'm at the bar, check the time, and it was about 11:00. I said "the following takes place between 11PM and 12AM" in my head imagining myself as Jack Bauer. I began to see myself as him at that point.
So I got up and started scoping out da hotties, and this one stood out to me. She was late 20s, kind of tanned, high maintenance/obvious ego manic from the way she was acting. She was with these other b**ches, and fvck does the modern world make the game different than it used to be. They were all looking at their phones, and weren't saying s**t to eachother. I wasn't going to let some $200 piece of plastic get in the way of some puzzy.....unless ofcourse that plastic was a dildoh that I could insert in her
Anyway as I'm about to come over and make da moves this guy says "can I help you sir?" He was their waiter, and I guess he was hitting on them the whole night, his tone sounded desperate but masked by annoyance. After making that connection I translated what he said as "Don't you get in my way of these chicks. That there's my girl. Anyone has sex with these bar flies it's gonna be me."
I say "I'm good, but thanks" and I see that hottie look at me for a brief moment. I then get close enough for her to hear me, and say "I saw you take a picture of me."
She looked shocked, kinda smiled, and said "What?"
I pretty much knew right then I was going to be getting some. I responded with "I saw ya. I guess you didn't really know how else to get my attention."
The girls phone vibrates (giggity) and I'm able to read the message. A girl named Jamie (universal bi**h name BTW) texted "LMFAO Who does this clown talking 2 u think he is?"
Right then was a crucial point, I had to assert myself like Jack Bauer would. Instead of flipping a table and saying "WHICH ONE OF YOU IS JAMIE!??!!?!?!?" I made a ****y grin and said "Hey Jamie, why don't you be passive aggressive with someone else? She found a guy, and doesn't want to hear how your last boyfriend not being good enough for you."
I looked at the flock of b**ches and this light orangish haired one had the most pissed off face. I knew it got to her, and damn did I feel fvcking smooth at that point. I look at the hottie I was wanting, and said "You wanna go somewhere where we can be alone?"
I'm not sure if she was trying to be a b**ch or just breaking balls, but she said "Let me guess you'll buy me a drink at the bar, and then we go to the club right?"
Had to think quick and on my feet at that point. So I said "Not even close. I know why you're here, the mens room is over there, let's go."
She looked and said "I don't know…"
I wasn't about to let this opportunity die, and I said "I'll go tell the waiter you want to suck his d**k then, you can tell he wants to fvck you big time. I can take it or leave it. The chicks at that club are all DTF, and I'm getting some puzzy either way."
She couldn't fvckign believe it, briefly paused and said "let's go."
I was keeping it cool on the surface, but my head I was like this
https://youtu.be/Y1iqJqNHX_g?t=6s The waiter looked at me like he was really pissed and couldn't believe it. I put my left arm around the chick, and put my right arm behind me to flip him off as I was walking past :yes:.
We go to the bathroom and start kissing. She wraps her arms around me, and I sat her down on the counter that was dangerously close to the sink. I locked the door, she started taking off her pants slowly just waiting for me to help her (spoiled lazy b**ch) and I unzip. We got to fvcking, and overall it was okay for a sexual encounter with a modern b**ch. She was fakely moaning (you know the s**t I'm talking about here, the BS Cosmo says for chicks to do because men "love" it) she kept grabbing me with her arms and it made movement pretty hard.
Right before finishing I thrusted pretty hard, and it made the sink come on. I turned it off after finishing, and it got my pants a little wet. After that she kissed me one last time before walking out. I got behind her just to fvck with the waiter again. He looked at my pants seeming confused, and I said "God……I was good. My pants are like a fvcking sperm bank now." Not my best line but the AFC waiter was still pissed by it, so it did it's purpose. :crackup:
That was just part 1, there is more to come.
Stay tuned
Rock on :rockon:
