got invited to an orgy

[regulus]

I was walking past a video store today when I was stopped by two women standing near the entrance. One said something while I was walking by so I turned around to hear her. She's like "we're having a party this saturday", and hands me a flyer. The other one looks me up and down then gets all excited and shouts "good catch". They looked like they were in their late 30s or early 40's. One didn't look too good but the other was a MILF. The MILF was te oe that got happy about me.

I'm trying to decide whether to go. There are pros and cons. I'm gonna be 22 in two weeks and have almost no physical experience with chicks. I experimented with some chicks when I was 13-15 but never got past HJs, BJs, and TFing. That was the last time I hooked up with a chick. I always hoped that one day I would meet an older chick to show me the ropes and that day has arrived. The weird thing is that I'm not sure if I want to do it. I'm dying to get some but I wanted it to be in a more personal setting. I can tell that I'm going to have some performance anxiety already. What should I do?

 

[Starman]

bahhaahahah dude..dude dude..

the "orgy" will be like 2 chicks and 40 old bald fat men with viagra hard on's..waiting for their turn to gang bang these broads..if you like STD's go for it.

 

[Demon]

I like that a video store part.

 

[Legend]

If there was no such thing as STD's i would say spend the next week of your life there. But in all honesty these chicks probably have something if they are into orgies.

Look at the whole picture dude......dont let a couple of quick fvcks ruin your life. Think with your big head not your lil one. I turned down plenty of sex because i thought the girl was shady (she had sex with 7 different guys in one night). I'm glad i passed....and would still past this day.

Think today and live tomorrow. Some may disagree....

In all honestry the choice is yours bro.....do what you think is right.

 

[Starman]

dude Ive heard of these things before..do a search for swingers and orgies in your area..and you will see what is in store for you..

There are guys that set up these "parties" with like 2-3 women..and like 50 guys show up and they charge you money to get in like $2-300

 

[simplyme]

Do not be that cheap, regulus!

 

[Demon]

Go there. Bring your beer. Sit back and relax. You don't have to join in if you don't want to do it. Hell, you'll be safe with just BJs. The day before you go in there, you can sterilize yourself by smoking (or was it eating?) marijuana seeds. Inside, use condoms and latex gloves.

There you go! It's like sexual armor with a Rastafarian blessing.

 

[jlujan]

What if the two chicks are actually GUYS?? don't forget the Vaseline jar.

 

[Digital Mastermind1]

i agree with most of these guys dont go think about STD's .


i say just go somewere else and pick up a nice woman , date her and get to know her then you can have sex with some one you can trust. your life is more precious than a quick f@ck.

 

[vectorz]

Get over yourself. You really think women are going to stand at a street corner to hand out flyers to everyone to invite them to an orgy? LOL. Oh ya, and you're the only cute guy in the world and the only guy she's gotten excited over. RIGHT. It's a scam of some sort to bring you in to pull some money. Use your head.

 

[dontmindme]

She's like "we're having a party this saturday", and hands me a flyer. The other one looks me up and down then gets all excited and shouts "good catch".

LOL! Sounds like all part of a script.

 

[ApocalypseCow]

Originally posted by vectorz
Get over yourself. You really think women are going to stand at a street corner to hand out flyers to everyone to invite them to an orgy? LOL. Oh ya, and you're the only cute guy in the world and the only guy she's gotten excited over. RIGHT. It's a scam of some sort to bring you in to pull some money. Use your head.

It's probably some cult. Or there really is an orgy, but it's with a bunch of ugly people and they just hired these chicks to hand out fliers.

Even if it was an orgy filled with hot people, do you really want to screw those type of people? Go swirl your d!ck around in a public toilet. It's cleaner.

 

[Shiftkey]

How do you even know it's an orgy? Just because they're older and one thinks you're cute? I didn't see any evidence in what you wrote that it's anything more than a regular party. Unless there's something you're not telling us that's on that flyer or they told you it would be more than a party, you're letting your imagination go too far.

 

[vectorz]

Besides, what kind of a party is it , that you would need to pass out flyers to complete strangers in order to come to? Losers' party? Unless it's a pay for admission type of party, than it would make sense cause they need business.