"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Google Toolbar versus Yahoo Toolbar

Being_the_Don

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How many of you have yahoo and google toolbars installed on your computer? For those of you who do, have you ever noticed anything peculiar about unauthorized changes made to your computer since installing the Google toolbar? I have. The yahoo toolbar has been a useful tool for me, I've used it for a very long time. When I downloaded the Google toolbar things were initially okay but then one day my browser began acting quirky. Spybot notified me of unauthorized registry changes. When I opened a new browser the yahoo toolbar was gone! :eek: I closed the window and then opened a new one, only to have the same thing happen again. So I uninstalled the Google toolbar from my computer. Fast forward a month or so, and I install Mozilla on my computer. I know Mozilla claims to be independent of Google but I read somewhere that Google engineers have been involved with Mozilla's browser upgrades. And when Mozilla was installed the default homepage was Google (which I immediately changed to yahoo). Today I look up and my bookmarks icon is not in my toolbar. Now the only way to access yahoo bookmarks when using Firefox is to go to yahoo bookmarks. Or I just open a IE browser where wa-la the toolbar with the yahoo bookmarks icon is available.

It's Google, I tell ya! They want to take over everything. Will Google succeed in taking over the the cyber world????
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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KontrollerX

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Yahoo search is fvcking garbage compared to google.

Google returns more results for whatever it is you are searching for.
 

Being_the_Don

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KontrollerX said:
Yahoo search is fvcking garbage compared to google.

Google returns more results for whatever it is you are searching for.
I prefer yahoo and I DON'T like the Google toolbar. :down:
 
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