Goodbye Sosuave, I´m turning gay!

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Strelok

Master Don Juan

Oct 5, 2011

Black Dog said:
"B*tches ain't shyt but tricks and ho's." - Ghandi

Richmond69 said:
Haha ghandi never ****in said that

He did, just like he was known to put b1tches in their places at the club.

The only reason he turned non violent was because his lawyer told him so in order to influence the court regarding that woman who sued him for staring at her boobs on an elevator.

There are also rumors of him and John Paul II having fist fights with the regional hells angels chapter but Im not sure about it, maybe it was Mandela and not him.

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.