Good pickup lines

[jay07]

Just curious if any of you have some openers you use to sort of break the ice that you could share.

My buddy the other night did something that had the entire bar cracking up, so if anyone is the type of goof to do something like this you could try it, we had chicks coming up to us all night after. He went up to the dj booth at this bar we were at that was packed out, asked him if he could speak real quick, and when he handed the mic over he said "Hey ladies, my names jamal, i havnt got laid in 5 months so if any of you are drunk yet just remember im sexually available and can be found over by that table". Sure enough he left with some blonde that night.

 

[TheException]

"Hi" *insert smirk*

^ The best/only pickup line of all time.

 

[expos]

"How much do you bench?"

When they look at you weird and smile...you say "I'm serious" with a straight face.

They really know that you are not serious...and they will want to play and banter with you a little bit. After that, seque into other things. Worked for me a couple of times back in the day. But you've got to be poised and in a great mood...chicks love it if you are having fun.

 

[visions]

my approach varies on the context.

if the target and i are in motion, then i may open like:

"excuse, do you have a minute? i was just walking this way, when you caught my eye, and so i just had to introduce myself to you- my names is visions".

or if there is more time to talk, i may be less direct: "that's a fancy dress"
or "that's an interesting ring"

i use this for daygame-i don't do night game. context is important, keep that in mind.

 

[Darkwolf32]

"How much?"

 

[dmvdav]

curious what you say to girls at a store?
I've been trying to work on approaching, and actually did it tonight.
I was at Target looking for a hot girl so I could try and get her number. I found one but couldn't think of anything to say, so i didn't say anything.

I was pissed at myself, because i was mentally prepared, and really wanted to do it, but i hit a wall with not knowing wtf to say.

I went to the WalMart across the street. I saw the same girl and went for it, "Hey werent you just at Target? "That made it easy. Not really sure how i did, tbh, but i felt really good that i went for it.

So yea, what do you say to girls at the store?

 

[Uncharted]

Hey you're cute why don't I know you?

 

[zinc4]

Hey you're cute why don't I know you?

I like this line...,,,,

the how much do you bench thing is good too...

and of course a simple Hi is always great as well.....

 

[1-800-HellNo]

Hey you're cute why don't I know you?

ha damn
yea this is good. i'm gonna try that line ASAP
i mean, it wont be easy, but it seems like a great way to gauge interest.