"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Good line

JMillion

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Figured I'd share this line my friend made up in the field last night. A girl walked by us, and he grabbed her hand and said: "Hey, attractive blond girl, what's your name?".

I hate analyzing $hit, but a line like that does numerous things. It's playful and flirtatious, gets a little giggle, shows confidence, let's the girl know your intentions, and even it can even show the girl that you're qualifying and objectifying her, which brings your level up.

Killer line, IMO.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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that's pretty ballsy, too.

Your friend must have a lot of confidence. I'd be premptively wincing in fear of:
-broad handed slap or purse battery
-quick mace withdraw
-scream for help/sexual assault

I can imagine that going bad in so many ways. haha. but yeah, if you find someone who's comfortable with that, I can imagine it'd be a powerful line. But I doubt I'll have the confidence to give it a try in the near future.
 

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It'd only go wrong if you said it in a "stalker" way rather than as a ****y joke.

I gotta try it!:D
 

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Yeah, I should have emphasized that he said very playfully, and it couldn't have been taken as anything other than a flirtation.
 
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