Centaurion
Master Don Juan
I was hanging out at the cafeteria on campus with this dropdead gorgous blonde chick (28 y/o - ass to die for, and tits that you'd sacrifice your left nut for) that is my main plate out of the 5 I'm spinning at the moment. Out of nowhere she pulled a sh!t-test on me, and trying to make me qualify for her. We were joking about what we did in the past, when she suddenly went on a major ego-boosting trip. It was something like this :
"I got a Bachelor in Political Science now I'm doing a master in law...worked for the IMF in Washington DC for 8 years as a project leader where I made some serious bank...what have you done?"
I was totally like where the fvck did this come from? Even though my mind was paralyced by this sh!t-test out of nowhere, my dj indoctrination automatically took over. I looked in her eyes, and said with a really serious voice :
"Well....I can pee standing."
The look on her was priceless. She went from completly shocked to bursting out laughing so loud all the people at the cafeteria were giving us looks.
Anyways :
I believe that "I can pee standing" is one of the two more useful one-liners you can use. The other one is "Respect" in a C&F tone. The "respect" one is useful when a chick throws a sexual sh!t-test at you, ie "I can blow a golf ball through a hose". I've had chicks say outrages sexual comments to me, just to gauge my reaction. The AFCs in this case would either 1)blush / stutter /go silent or 2) try to say something 'sexy' back - which will both result in failure.
But the DJ would give a cheeky grin and say "respect" in a C&F tone (much like Ali G). This will show her that you are not taken back by that outrages comment. For more info on this read The Game, as Style explain it in detail.
At last, do you have any one-liners that you have actually TRIED OUT and worked?
"I got a Bachelor in Political Science now I'm doing a master in law...worked for the IMF in Washington DC for 8 years as a project leader where I made some serious bank...what have you done?"
I was totally like where the fvck did this come from? Even though my mind was paralyced by this sh!t-test out of nowhere, my dj indoctrination automatically took over. I looked in her eyes, and said with a really serious voice :
"Well....I can pee standing."
The look on her was priceless. She went from completly shocked to bursting out laughing so loud all the people at the cafeteria were giving us looks.
Anyways :
I believe that "I can pee standing" is one of the two more useful one-liners you can use. The other one is "Respect" in a C&F tone. The "respect" one is useful when a chick throws a sexual sh!t-test at you, ie "I can blow a golf ball through a hose". I've had chicks say outrages sexual comments to me, just to gauge my reaction. The AFCs in this case would either 1)blush / stutter /go silent or 2) try to say something 'sexy' back - which will both result in failure.
But the DJ would give a cheeky grin and say "respect" in a C&F tone (much like Ali G). This will show her that you are not taken back by that outrages comment. For more info on this read The Game, as Style explain it in detail.
At last, do you have any one-liners that you have actually TRIED OUT and worked?
