"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Goji and Maca

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Last semester I spent in Buenos Aires, Argentina. While Argentine steak is the best in the world, now and then I'd need something lighter and go to the juice bar across the street. They had a variety of optional added supplements, some of which I tried. my favorites by far were

Goji berries, which I added to my smoothies (they're dry and tasteless when dried, so mixing them in helps). Supposedly, the world's most nutritionally dense food.

Maca, which tastes lousy but definitely seemed to give me an energy/libido boost.

The ones I didn't like were bee pollen and wheatgrass, just because the taste was so bad i couldn't get them down even if they were good for me.

The guys who ran the place were all health nuts, so i trusted their advice. Any second opinions?
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Omen

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Exotic fruits are becoming more and more popular, and Goji is fine, as well as Acai, Mangosteen, Pomegranate, etc etc.

Look for more fruit in the near future in the nutraceutical industry. It has only begun to sprout.

For instance.. Lychee, Abiu, Durian, Jakfruit, Matisia, etc etc.

Prob is, you wont hear most exotic fruits talked about, but they WILL get popular. The hardest part about exotic and tropical fruit is the importing, and making sure it gets where it is supposed to. Mainly shipping costs involved.

Anyway, lots of good fruit out there. Eat it all. Just dont eat ALL exotic fruit unless you know how to eat it. Some have particular things you can and cant eat.
 

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MACA is awesome for libido. Agreed!
 

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Man, goji berries are expensive in the states... 4 ounces are like 8 dollars at Whole foods.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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i just take what it says on the label, or 1500 mg. Of course that's Maca extract: if i were using the raw stuff I don't know how much you should take.
 

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I always like trying new stuff so I'll check it out.

Lychee, Jackfruite, and the like are all Thai, so I've had these with my Thai girlfriend.

One of them is nasty Durian. Don't try it.
 

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I second that.

Honestly, don't even allow Durian enterance into your house. Even tightly wrapped, it will cause everything to smell attrocious. If it finds its way into your refrigerator...you might as well throw everything out, including the refrigerator.
 

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Durian is banned in public in Indonesia just because it smells so bad. According to a book I have durian smells like "you buried somebody holding a big wheel of blue cheese in his arms and then dug him up a week later".
 

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Durian is banned in public in Indonesia just because it smells so bad.
Haha, that would be nice. Sadly that's just a myth... I've lived there for a year(parents developing land out there), and the outdoor markets absolutely reek of durian. Coincidentally, the first time I tried durian was over there. Worst thirty seconds of my life.

According to a book I have durian smells like "you buried somebody holding a big wheel of blue cheese in his arms and then dug him up a week later".
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Bible_Belt said:
I just got hooked on pomegranate juice.
No no: if you eat pomegranate seeds you have to stay in the Underworld.
 
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