"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Going to Durbs

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Hi

As you might know, I am now a chicken farmer and live with another bachelor in a huge 100+ farm house near the Drakensberg and close to a village called Swartberg.

I am now semi retired Electronics Engineer - but have moved my business here and specialize in Solar Panel solutions and farm security - like CCTV installations.
There are almost no single girls here and the local pub is open only 2 days a week.

So how do I score? Like a predator and scoop any bit of los (stray) single girls that wander into the pub or at an event - like the annual farmers show where I was DJ Gingernut :)

Anyway, after my last BPD girl friend fvcked around behind my back, I don't want to get involved again and at 56, I will never get married again :down:

Anyway, the local farmers have seen me operate and know that I don't go for married women. Fvck! I don't want to have my head blown off with a shotgun as other guys have had in the past - it's like the wild west here dudes!

Anyway, I stayed in Durban for 25 years and it's always a jol (party) there.
I know a couple of girls there and have a date organized as I am going there on business and pleasure off course tomorrow - I will keep you posted.

The farmers know I can scoop the chicks so they want me to organize a hooker for them and they will pay me as well for the trouble. DJ and pimp? why not! I need leg over anyway so I will find one who can organize a couple of mates as well - they are married and no one needs to know:D

Three birds :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: will keep you posted.

I have to catch some waves dude. It's been freezing here my first winter.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Yes, its called Durban poison - we call weed zol here. The Lesotho zol is the best!
I leaving today - so I will take some to my mates in Durbs - dirt cheap here @ R10 ( 2$). I don't grow the stuff myself - too much effort.
 
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Dear Ballie,
Good Hunting Old Fella....Will sure beat shvagging those Ostriches LOL.....Are these Chicky Babes,White or coloreds?
 
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we'll see - it's the new South Africa after all, any shade of chocolate as long as it's not black - too bitter for my palate.

The farmer dudes prefer the white chicks - but I do like the Indian girls, well I have been in Durbs for a long time.

Anyway - business trip was a resounding success, they thought they could palm me off and try to screw me out of money.

Being an Alpha male works wonders in all spheres of life after all!

To any newby out there. Try the DJ Boot camp. Especially try to see if you get 10 disses in a row with some random chick you bump into every day, shop tellers, bar sluts etc - you will be pleasantly surprised!

I am staying at my brother in laws beach front apartment right now and enjoying the sea view and will stay here for a couple of days and have a mini holiday work mixed with pleasure. then with some mates and catch a couple of waves when the sea dies down a bit - normally around the weekend.

Anyway - will keep you guys updated on what happens next...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I met this cute blond 40 year old school teacher, called Vanessa, the last time I was here from a very rich mutual friend I dated 4 times - she's relocating to Spain.

Vannesa is a school teacher - with North European features blue blue eyes and we hit it off straight away in front of her "boy friend". Got the number straight away.
Well maybe yes, maybe no - yer all know how they flake like dandruff.

Anyway (too me that's only 16yrs apart) - and she is a farmer's daughter from Mooi River :)

Email rocks:

Me: 14 Oct:
"Hi going to Durban for business and to see the sea again. Will see you when I get there."

Her 15 Oct: 20:46
"Hi! I have commitments this weekend but if you want to meet up for breakfast on Saturday, I'll be at Oscars on Essendon Rd at 8.30 am :)

I phoned her shortly after a smoke and left a message that I don't know when I am leaving - but I am at my brother in laws seafront apartment (true never ever bull**** - they may call your bluff!) If she don't come right - I'm going to call a local hooker anyway :))

Me: 15 Oct 21:12

"Ok see you there"
 
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Hi Betterz

How are the pommy chicks - well, you must be used to that freezing weather. My kids are in Cape town - too effen cold for me! all that rain and snow in winter. I prefer Swartberg KZN
 
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