"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Going out alone

Huffman

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Well yeah.
It's Saturday 8PM and I'm sitting in front of my computer. All of my friends are busy studying for their exams (I don't have to do any).

However, I'm feeling like sarging right now.
There aren't any parties of which I know. My best bet would be hitting some completely random club.

Your thoughts on going out alone? Clubbing?
What do usually you do at times like this?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Poonani Maker

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Huffman said:
Well yeah.
It's Saturday 8PM and I'm sitting in front of my computer. All of my friends are busy studying for their exams (I don't have to do any).

However, I'm feeling like sarging right now.
There aren't any parties of which I know. My best bet would be hitting some completely random club.

Your thoughts on going out alone? Clubbing?
What do usually you do at times like this?
I just go, order, sit down, drink a little, and listen to the band play, like I'm just here for the music. They'll come and take a nibble out of me.
 

Evolution

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Huffman said:
Your thoughts on going out alone? Clubbing?
What do usually you do at times like this?
Go in with a smile, talk to people, be social, have fun.
 
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