Teflon_Mcgee
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Go ahead and do that fatty. She won't get pregnant
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Buck Rogers
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fair enough
Call_Me_Daddy
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Mr. Darwin, you have done it again.Teflon_Mcgee said:
sparky0000
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In the United States, 30 percent of adults -- some 60 million people -- are clinically obese,
In Europe, Britain tops the list with 23 percent
Nice :rock: 1/2 are carrying HPV and 1/3 are clinically obese. All of you boys are trolls. Simple as that. What other species would chase after such creatures?
In Europe, Britain tops the list with 23 percent
Nice :rock: 1/2 are carrying HPV and 1/3 are clinically obese. All of you boys are trolls. Simple as that. What other species would chase after such creatures?
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
I wish Darwinism still was embedded into our brains. The human race needs to realize...Fat, ignorant, slow, and otherwise unhelpful people, due to physical or mental inabilities, should not reproduce. We would be a much more dominant, intellectual and attractive species.
Besides, sports would be more entertaining with people running 3.5 40's
Besides, sports would be more entertaining with people running 3.5 40's
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Paintballguy
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Yea everyone is too nice and politically correct these days... Obese people make me sick.Skilla_Staz said: