"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Girls in the South (USA)

dirtyvibe

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I'm in Mississippi, the worst of the South, with family for a week and I'm gonna go sarging a lot. However, the girls seem different than Northern girls (I'm from VA. used to be part of the south but northern va is pretty much "yankee" now lol). Anyone got any tips on changing my game?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Shiz Nizzle

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I feel your pain brother, being from alabama myself. Alabama and Mississippi probably have the worst Reputation than all the other states so i'm almost ashamed to admit where i'm from. Lest i reckon i'm an educated hill billy. However, the hoes down here in these parts are at least friendly. I wouldn't change a thing man, they'll be attracted to you just because you are different. Northern folk have a totally different attitude, style, etc... They'll like it. If worse comes to worse, we got the trailor trash. Spread the liquor around freely my friend and watch what these crazy ass women will do. Don't be surprised it you don't end up with a few claiming they can out drink you though. These will be the ones with tobacco in there mouths.
 

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Wear some cowboy boots, and talk so fast and unclear that noone can understand you.
 
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