"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girls are FLAKEY and LIARS!!!

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What's up friends,

I'm here to fill you in on last night. Nothing exciting to report yet.

Those of you following my threads, I called the girl with a kid I had a date with last night.

In her exact words "I would love to be friends with you"

Well friends talk, right?

I was in the mood last nght to talk to some girls so I called her to see how she's doing. I mean, friends talk, right? SO I get the voice mail and hung up.

So like an hour later she calls back "did someone just call me from this number" in a rude tone
I said hey, **** it's *****, feel free to hang up if you want..... CLICK she hung up on my ass. LOL I got a laugh out of it actually. Proves what b!tches women are. I would never treat another person like this of the opposite sex. I would feel too bad. Do girls have no conscience?

Called hot blonde I met. Talked for awhile, good convo. I asked her out for tonight but she said she may have other plans and she said she'll call me today. Let's see if she comes through. A woman of her word? It's a possibility.

Damn those foreign girls are looking better and better! I just got out of a 3 year relationship with a Latina and she did everything without me even asking. cooked, cleaned, loved me unconditionally. She would never treat me like sh!t like these American chics. Even now that we broke up we are friends and we hang out sometimes, and she STILL cooks for me and cleans my place without me even asking.

Think this blonde is going to come through tonight? I gotta get some girls
in my rotation fellas!
 
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“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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I mean why would she say "She would LOVE to be friends"

And then hang up on me when I try to call her?

WTF?
 

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They don't want to be "friends"

Lesson number 155: Girls don't want to be friends when they say this, they want to distance t hemselves from you.

That is their code word (not so secret by the way) that has been used for dozens of years to let a guy down easy. It's so tired and old, but women keep using it. Heck, I got LJBFed last year by a gal I liked and I consider her to be extremely witty, intelligent, and funny. I was more bummed that she couldn't come up with a better answer than I was from getting LJBFed.

Women aren't usually blunt, they want to let a guy down easy.

C'mon, if all the women who LJBFed me really did want to be friends, they'd be like my guy friends, hanging out, drinking beer at the sports pub, going to college football and basketball games, playing tennis and so on. Guess what? They're not doing those things so they're not my friends.

Learn the lingo.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by frivolousz21
why did u break up?
Excellent question! This is exactly what I was wondering...

Notice the non-informative answer:

I didn't love her for some reason.


What reason?


Do girls have no conscience?


Do you?



Sayno'
 

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that is sad

Geez no one knows how to hold onto a good thing. Now here you are whining. Maybe it is'nt just about women. Maybe you do need "tough love".

"I did not love her for some reason" - that sounds like ******** man! One of the flakiest reasons I have ever come across...shameful :rolleyes:

P.S. I dunno why, but it is one of my biggest pet peeves to hear someone complain about b1tches when they treat women who actually give them respect with the exact same sh1t!
 

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Re: that is sad

Originally posted by Jamo
Geez no one knows how to hold onto a good thing. Now here you are whining. Maybe it is'nt just about women. Maybe you do need "tough love".

"I did not love her for some reason" - that sounds like ******** man! One of the flakiest reasons I have ever come across...shameful :rolleyes:

P.S. I dunno why, but it is one of my biggest pet peeves to hear someone complain about b1tches when they treat women who actually give them respect with the exact same sh1t!

She had a big flaw. She was too clingy. Never gave me space. Called too much.
Always had to stay over at my place.
She relied on me.
As Fransisco said "I was her insurance policy"

She was there everyday day. Waiting in her car in my parkig lot when I got off work. Coming over on my days off.

I need my space... so I had to break it off.
 

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Originally posted by frivolousz21
She had a big flaw. She was too clingy. Never gave me space. Called too much.
Always had to stay over at my place.
She relied on me.
As Fransisco said "I was her insurance policy"

She was there everyday day. Waiting in her car in my parkig lot when I got off work. Coming over on my days off.

I need my space... so I had to break it off.

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understandable...but you were with her for 3 yrs....and your 27.....when your married if you get married..you will live with her for the rest of your life.

true words

but you have to love the one you marry, to avoid misery.

I just didn't love this girl. Probably due to her clingyness. I love her as a person, but I'm "in love" with her. So not marriage material.
 

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Originally posted by Immaculate
I mean why would she say "She would LOVE to be friends"

And then hang up on me when I try to call her?

WTF?
Because the "friendship" card is just a chicks way of saying fvck off. When you got LJBFd you should have taken the hint and left her alone. But you decided to compromise your dignity and manhood. I would have hung up on you aswell if I were in her position. To ring me after I LJBFd you is extremely weak and needy and obviously not the man I would want to smash my azzhole in.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Originally posted by piranha45
now THAT is understandable.:cool:
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I tell you. When this girl did herself all up (hair, makeup, all that) she looked like a model.

Without all that stuff she was like a HB5! Maybe less. I made sure
she had the make up on most of the time lol!
 

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Originally posted by ( . )( . )
To ring me after I LJBFd you is extremely weak and needy and obviously not the man I would want to smash my azzhole in.




That's poetry Brother . . .


I feel a tear squeezin' outta my eye.



Karma
 

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give women respect and they will give you enough to not blow you off that obviously
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by Immaculate
What's up friends,

I'm here to fill you in on last night. Nothing exciting to report yet.

Those of you following my threads, I called the girl with a kid I had a date with last night.

In her exact words "I would love to be friends with you"

Well friends talk, right?

I was in the mood last nght to talk to some girls so I called her to see how she's doing. I mean, friends talk, right? SO I get the voice mail and hung up.

So like an hour later she calls back "did someone just call me from this number" in a rude tone
I said hey, **** it's *****, feel free to hang up if you want..... CLICK she hung up on my ass. LOL I got a laugh out of it actually. Proves what b!tches women are. I would never treat another person like this of the opposite sex. I would feel too bad. Do girls have no conscience?

Called hot blonde I met. Talked for awhile, good convo. I asked her out for tonight but she said she may have other plans and she said she'll call me today. Let's see if she comes through. A woman of her word? It's a possibility.

Damn those foreign girls are looking better and better! I just got out of a 3 year relationship with a Latina and she did everything without me even asking. cooked, cleaned, loved me unconditionally. She would never treat me like sh!t like these American chics. Even now that we broke up we are friends and we hang out sometimes, and she STILL cooks for me and cleans my place without me even asking.

Think this blonde is going to come through tonight? I gotta get some girls
in my rotation fellas!

stop making excuses and figure out what you're doing wrong.
 

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Originally posted by Immaculate
What's up friends,

I'm here to fill you in on last night. Nothing exciting to report yet.

Those of you following my threads, I called the girl with a kid I had a date with last night.

In her exact words "I would love to be friends with you"

Well friends talk, right?

I was in the mood last nght to talk to some girls so I called her to see how she's doing. I mean, friends talk, right? SO I get the voice mail and hung up.

So like an hour later she calls back "did someone just call me from this number" in a rude tone
I said hey, **** it's *****, feel free to hang up if you want..... CLICK she hung up on my ass. LOL I got a laugh out of it actually. Proves what b!tches women are. I would never treat another person like this of the opposite sex. I would feel too bad. Do girls have no conscience?

Called hot blonde I met. Talked for awhile, good convo. I asked her out for tonight but she said she may have other plans and she said she'll call me today. Let's see if she comes through. A woman of her word? It's a possibility.

Damn those foreign girls are looking better and better! I just got out of a 3 year relationship with a Latina and she did everything without me even asking. cooked, cleaned, loved me unconditionally. She would never treat me like sh!t like these American chics. Even now that we broke up we are friends and we hang out sometimes, and she STILL cooks for me and cleans my place without me even asking.

Think this blonde is going to come through tonight? I gotta get some girls
in my rotation fellas!
They've just shown they have close to no interest in you. Stop complaining about it. The whole attitude of this thread reeks insecurity in branding an entire sex/race because of a few chicks actions.
 
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