"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Girlfriend Thinks My Smoking is Unattractive

HandyAndy

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Master Bates said:
cigarettes: yes. marijuana: no.

If she has a problem with it, tell her to piss off. Marijuana can be really enjoyable and if it's not being detrimental to your life or you're not dependent on it, go nuts. Alcohol is worse.

And btw, deadbeat potheads would be deadbeats otherwise. TONS of people smoke up now and then and lead normal lives. But of course everyone loves to focus on the deadbeat potheads. Hey, let's focus on deadbeat alcoholics and ban alcohol and see how that goes.
If there's one subject the american populace has been lied into utter ignorance on, it's marijuana.
Why? Cigs are so much worse for your health than marijuana is...marijuana actually has some benefits.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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xdreamz

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dude just quit for her so she can see how much boo0boo sauce you have for her.
 

ValleyDJing

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The worse thing you can say to an anti-smoking girlfriend, is admit that smoking weed is bad, for the basic reason that it is untrue.
 
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