"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Girlfriend or friend...

kave

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Ok i know theres a subject on the site about this but mines kinda diff. ok i was friends with this girl and then we stopped talking for like 2 years but recently met up again. Well i got a huge crush the moment i saw her again and then like 2 weeks later i asked her who she was dating or what not, well she didnt beat around the bush and told me she just wanted to be friends. But she keeps sending these messages that i cant figure out.. frist she told me that really really liked me like outa know where, and then we were talkin bout her virginity and i was like well tell me when ur not a virgin ne more, and she goes maybe i wont have to tell u, and then a week ago we went out(bowling and diner) and when i asked her if i could invite some freinds she said no. whats up here?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Porky

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SHE
'S A BITHC.

all women are bitches.
 

TyTe`EyEs

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Make a move on her. If she turns you down, forget about her. You shouldn't put up with her games dude.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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kave

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Ya i know tyte i guess that if it dont work out it dont matter i got other friends.
 
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