"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Girl used a nice pick up line on me at the club the other night.

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So usually when I want to break the ice with a chick, I say something like "do you know what your drinking" or whatever, surprisingly that line has worked a few times, I got it from my ex telling me her husband used that line to get her.

Anyway I was at the club and I was at the bar waiting for my drink and this fine piece of azz comes to me and asks me what I'm drinking right but then she says she wants to try something new and asks me for a suggestion. I told her Long Island, and some other stuff she's had but she said I should try something new and asked again what I suggested. So I said she should try an "Adios Muthafukka" or AMF, so while we were waiting for her drink, we talked and talked and got a good vibe, it probably helped that I was very attracted to this lady so anyway since we were vibing I told her that if she didn't like it that I would buy her next drink for her and later on she should suggest something for me and if I didn't like it, she would buy me a drink. So anyway she loved the drink and I was macking on her and her 2 hot friends within 10 minutes, I was giving the other 2 $hit because they didn't like what I suggested while the chick I ordered it for loved it........

The next day I was talking to my boy and it clicked in my head that the chick totally gamed me with a nice little pick up line and I told him that I would use what she used on me at the club next time I go out.

Next time you go out and you see a fly chick at the bar, try that line out.
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Your From Arizona? And You Know Adamn Quinter????wtf....get At Me, Im Comin Thru In July.....
 

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syemour said:
Your From Arizona? And You Know Adamn Quinter????wtf....get At Me, Im Comin Thru In July.....
That's my boy, we play ball together and played ball together at Mountain Pointe, did you go to MP?
 

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yeah i went to mountian pointe, you know nick t?
 
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