"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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MyNameIsEd

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Hey guys, i'm kinda new here and i'd like to share my experiences with you, but i got a problem of my own i want to settle first. I can't get a girlfriend. at all. I just can't stand it. I'm always "friends with benefits" with my friends, meaning I snog and shag a lot, but I never find myself in a good relationship.:cuss:

I know it's a very broad question, but i want to look at every possible solution you guys give me and see if that fits with my situation, thanks guys!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Toushi

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Have you read the bible? If not, do it, and you should be able to work out your situation.
 

MyNameIsEd

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yes. I read it and i found out my problem now. It's not because I'm a loser in anyway, it's just that i haven't met any girls good enough to fit my subconscious
standards. I'm a quick thinker lol
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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