"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girl has house to herself asked me to come

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Ive been talkin to this girl a lil bit and seen her once and greeted each other thats about it. We talk through texts alot and shes a big flirt. She told me i should stop by her house soon cuz shes home alone from 7am-4pm everyday...so what is she trying to tell me? Also when were alone what should i do and should i make any moves...im real cnofused ahaha help me out!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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yes you put moves on her and try to fvck her. she wants it. we need an advanced forum for this stuff but no one has one. I would love to have that simple of a problem.
 
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f283000 said:
girl tells you to go to her house = you better take condoms

end of story. If you don't close the deal it's your fault.
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Tell her to make you a sandwich. Everything else should fall into place.
 
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GeraldHenderson15 said:
Ive been talkin to this girl a lil bit and seen her once and greeted each other thats about it. We talk through texts alot and shes a big flirt. She told me i should stop by her house soon cuz shes home alone from 7am-4pm everyday...so what is she trying to tell me? Also when were alone what should i do and should i make any moves...im real cnofused ahaha help me out!
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Let me translate this for you:

Girl: "I am ready & willing to get fvcked between 7am - 4 pm, if you're man enough to come over here."
 
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