Brazilian_Blues_Boy
Master Don Juan
Good nights my boys, after a failed weekend (more on that later 
) I'm bringing y'all my latest "theory". Take it with a grain of salt.
The thought had been following my had since I decided to grab my balls, and, after I presented the theory to my natural-DJ friend, he told me it was right, so I'm bringing it here.
Girl-"friends"... not the chicks you date and f*ck, but, the FEMALE friends you have... doesn't it seem like a complicated concept?
Did cavemen had girl-"friends"? Do dogs have girl-"friends" ?
When you stop to think at evolutionary logic, girl-"friends" are for losers. The alphas f*ck everyone, except those that are too close in their genes, to make sure they mix their breed and thus have more evolved offspring.
Now, I know you probably have a girl-"friend" that you like just like a sister... and you're about to tell me to f*ck off, so, let me open my case...
There are 4 kinds of girl-"friends" :
1. - The Desired Ones - the girls you'd like to f*ck but they won't f*ck you, so you remain as a friend in hopes of screwing them someday...
2 - The Desiring Ones - the girls you wouldn't ****, but they want to f*ck you, so they keep hanging around in hopes that someday you'll change your mind and screw them...
3 - The Emotional Crutches - a.k.a. the "just like a sister" friends... are the ones that you keep as friend because you like their companies, have been raised together... but none of the both feel attraction for each other, so they're like male friends that don't talk about women (well, not so enthusiastically at least )
4 - Your friends' gfs - They probably fit into one of the former classes, but, they're with your buds, so, they have an imaginary penis. Broes before hoes, no hitting on buds' girls allowed. Tresspassers will be persecuted
How often are you really really friends with the 1s? It's not friendship, you're just bullsh!ttin' yourself with the gay sh|t you watched on sitcoms.
She's no friend. She's the girl you're trying to screw. Just like that baseball card you never got, she doesn't give a sh!t about you, but you delude yourself thinking that she "see yourself as a good friend..." f*ck that !
Now the 2s... they're just like you with the 1s... except that you're the baseball card right now... if you know that you won't screw then, why do you keep hanging around? Charity?
I believe that we keep the 2s around mostly to avoid feeling alone, and for the delicious feeling of being desired... they're appetizers for our egos...
But, we know that if they start to get boring or b!tchy we'll tell them to f*ck off without second thoughts, cause, won't be a waste of good pus$y...
On to the 3s... that's the funny part... with the development of language and society, cavemen now has the opportunity of being "friends" with girls... ultimately I believe that friendship with females the way we see it is a very recent thing... from this century... the verticalized, patternalist societies didn't give women much freedom to have a lot of friends... only the cousins, and boys from the neighborhood, and there it would stop.
It wasn't nice for a woman's reputation to have lots of male friends.
But times passed, and as my friend would say the gay revolution brought flowers to male clothing and the concept of "friends", for men and women.
Ironically, the end of the macho ideal that women should leave their father's wing to her husband's coincides with the rise of feminist culture and the de-maleness of the modern man, sponsored by the media.
So, men have girl-"friends"... all right, girls are cool. Some girls you can spend our talking to. They're sweet, they're spiritous, they're funny, they have pleasant voices and they smell nice... plus they can provide you care and affection with no commitment.
But, they're girls. Most of them will never understand the rush of testorene that belongs to collective sports, nor the values of heavy metal music and doing barbecues every weekend.
Being a man, is, in an important part, being rustic.
Cavemen didn't sit around and talked about the last episode of friends, they'd hunt and tear animals apart to make a winter coat.
So, 3s are the only kind of friends, but I wouldn't dare to say that they're complete friends, not like your great buds, and not just because of their sexual orientation... evolutionarily I think males and females were never meant to be "friends"
The 4s... well... it's the law...respect them... after they break up with your friends, if it's your policy to date your buds' ex's , then she'll fall into one of the former categories, or, go into the fifth category, which encompasses the vast majority of women out there:
5 - Women I'd like to f*ck.
And of course there are the ugly warheads but those you don't mess with...you just leave them alone in their nest...
So, as much as I'm doing this for entertainment purposes, I want everyone to stop and see the little truths in here.
The confusions of the modern relationships made things f*cked, and media makes us believe that we should all have a lot of girl-"friends", like the gay characters they like to write.
Keeping things simple : she's a woman I'd like to f*ck, makes you see through the bullsh!t and weed out the uninterested, so, after she knows that you want her sexually you can worry about having a "friend" relationship...
Be honest with yourself, and don't be embarassed with your sexuality... you're a healthy young male, you don't want to be friends with Miss Boobies. You want more.
So have the cojones to show it to her and take her. Like cavemen would do (just don't hit her physically, cause then I might get sued for influencing you and I don't want to get into this legal sh!t
)
BBB
) I'm bringing y'all my latest "theory". Take it with a grain of salt.The thought had been following my had since I decided to grab my balls, and, after I presented the theory to my natural-DJ friend, he told me it was right, so I'm bringing it here.
Girl-"friends"... not the chicks you date and f*ck, but, the FEMALE friends you have... doesn't it seem like a complicated concept?
Did cavemen had girl-"friends"? Do dogs have girl-"friends" ?
When you stop to think at evolutionary logic, girl-"friends" are for losers. The alphas f*ck everyone, except those that are too close in their genes, to make sure they mix their breed and thus have more evolved offspring.
Now, I know you probably have a girl-"friend" that you like just like a sister... and you're about to tell me to f*ck off, so, let me open my case...
There are 4 kinds of girl-"friends" :
1. - The Desired Ones - the girls you'd like to f*ck but they won't f*ck you, so you remain as a friend in hopes of screwing them someday...
2 - The Desiring Ones - the girls you wouldn't ****, but they want to f*ck you, so they keep hanging around in hopes that someday you'll change your mind and screw them...
3 - The Emotional Crutches - a.k.a. the "just like a sister" friends... are the ones that you keep as friend because you like their companies, have been raised together... but none of the both feel attraction for each other, so they're like male friends that don't talk about women (well, not so enthusiastically at least
)4 - Your friends' gfs - They probably fit into one of the former classes, but, they're with your buds, so, they have an imaginary penis. Broes before hoes, no hitting on buds' girls allowed. Tresspassers will be persecuted
How often are you really really friends with the 1s? It's not friendship, you're just bullsh!ttin' yourself with the gay sh|t you watched on sitcoms.
She's no friend. She's the girl you're trying to screw. Just like that baseball card you never got, she doesn't give a sh!t about you, but you delude yourself thinking that she "see yourself as a good friend..." f*ck that !
Now the 2s... they're just like you with the 1s... except that you're the baseball card right now... if you know that you won't screw then, why do you keep hanging around? Charity?
I believe that we keep the 2s around mostly to avoid feeling alone, and for the delicious feeling of being desired... they're appetizers for our egos...
But, we know that if they start to get boring or b!tchy we'll tell them to f*ck off without second thoughts, cause, won't be a waste of good pus$y...
On to the 3s... that's the funny part... with the development of language and society, cavemen now has the opportunity of being "friends" with girls... ultimately I believe that friendship with females the way we see it is a very recent thing... from this century... the verticalized, patternalist societies didn't give women much freedom to have a lot of friends... only the cousins, and boys from the neighborhood, and there it would stop.
It wasn't nice for a woman's reputation to have lots of male friends.
But times passed, and as my friend would say the gay revolution brought flowers to male clothing and the concept of "friends", for men and women.
Ironically, the end of the macho ideal that women should leave their father's wing to her husband's coincides with the rise of feminist culture and the de-maleness of the modern man, sponsored by the media.
So, men have girl-"friends"... all right, girls are cool. Some girls you can spend our talking to. They're sweet, they're spiritous, they're funny, they have pleasant voices and they smell nice... plus they can provide you care and affection with no commitment.
But, they're girls. Most of them will never understand the rush of testorene that belongs to collective sports, nor the values of heavy metal music and doing barbecues every weekend.
Being a man, is, in an important part, being rustic.
Cavemen didn't sit around and talked about the last episode of friends, they'd hunt and tear animals apart to make a winter coat.
So, 3s are the only kind of friends, but I wouldn't dare to say that they're complete friends, not like your great buds, and not just because of their sexual orientation... evolutionarily I think males and females were never meant to be "friends"
The 4s... well... it's the law...respect them... after they break up with your friends, if it's your policy to date your buds' ex's , then she'll fall into one of the former categories, or, go into the fifth category, which encompasses the vast majority of women out there:
5 - Women I'd like to f*ck.
And of course there are the ugly warheads but those you don't mess with...you just leave them alone in their nest...
So, as much as I'm doing this for entertainment purposes, I want everyone to stop and see the little truths in here.
The confusions of the modern relationships made things f*cked, and media makes us believe that we should all have a lot of girl-"friends", like the gay characters they like to write.
Keeping things simple : she's a woman I'd like to f*ck, makes you see through the bullsh!t and weed out the uninterested, so, after she knows that you want her sexually you can worry about having a "friend" relationship...
Be honest with yourself, and don't be embarassed with your sexuality... you're a healthy young male, you don't want to be friends with Miss Boobies. You want more.
So have the cojones to show it to her and take her. Like cavemen would do (just don't hit her physically, cause then I might get sued for influencing you and I don't want to get into this legal sh!t
)BBB