"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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biker_gixxer

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I had this lady I know (35, she's a local store owner, no I'd never hit it) come up to me the other day in the bar and tell me how her BF (local wannabe biker, I actually 'like' the guy) got all jealous because he saw her HUG me and kiss me on the cheek a few weeks back. I guess he was just livid.

I hear ya bro, these are the situations that can turn real bad real quick. This is why you have to tell the girls to 'cool it' when their men are around so this doesn't happen, LOL. I had a girl at work tell me that her husband started getting jealous because she mentioned my name one to many times. I don't know why all this came about, i hadn't even touched her....that much :D .

For the record, you're right, bad, bad, bad. *clears throat*
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Alpha Male

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Originally posted by MacDiddy
Not if I kung-fu you to the ground first.. You sound like you have possession of the chick..... Like she's your sex slave... Nobody has a right to own another human being!!!!

She's better off without you...you brute!!!!
*loudly* Yeah you're so right, bro!

*under breath* Keep up the good work! ;)
 

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Originally posted by tmpgstx
It's called mass confusion Dawg. She just isn't sure who she wants more at this point, that being you or her current BF.

She likes you, but doesn't know how true you would be to her, because you have this C&F thing going on. If you can tone that down a bit and show you're there to stay, she just might end her current relationship over the next argument or two.
Oh man this is gold. Thanx.
Im not answering all her calls anymore, i wanna see how crazy she can get w/o me... ive already received 3 voicemails from her since yesterday asking me to please call her back. Lol i says maybe next week biotch.
 
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