Girl Broke My Pride When She Said..

[the_great_gaia]

Okay, I met this chic from HOOTERS, named Ana.. last Tuesday, May 6th 2008

I get her number and she's like HEAD OVER HEELS in lust with me.

The next night, she spent the night over at my house, and nothing happened. For the next couple of nights, she would stay over...

But LAST night was different..

She came over and we talked for a like an hour and she told me she was staying the night at my place again. I was cool with that. She put on these lil ass booty shorts and I was feeling that.

In the bedroom, I decided to eat her pu55y and she literally begged me to fvck her. i told her

me: "no, i don't have a condom.."
her: "look, you don't have anything, right? so... you don't need one"
me: "but what if i get you pregnant?"
her: "well, thats just a chance we're gonna have to take"
Me: "i don't know.."
her: "you're gonna make me rape you! c'mon, i just wanna FEEL you inside of me, we don't have to have sex.."

i wasn't completely aroused because i was so appalled at what i was hearing.. she was talking to me like a.. guy. so I put my unprotected **** in her like a fool, and was fvcking her. i came inside of her, almost intentionally. i believe i did so on purpose. i know, foolish.

a couple hours later after we woke up, she left to go home, but said that we needed to talk.

later on, she sends me a text message saying:

her: "I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA HATE ME FOR THIS, BUT YOUR **** IS TOO SMALL FOR ME... THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK OUT, I'M SORRY." *ouch*

me: "i don't hate you, and i hope you find what it is you're lookin for, i see i'm not the one for you"

her: "i feel so shallow. i'm sorry"

me: "keep your head up, you are cool peoples, Goodbye, Ana.."

so right now, my pride was hit just a LITTLE bit and it's recovering, but i would really kill to figure out how to improve my penis size. any advice?

P.S. I'm not distraught over the girl, i'm no AFC.

 

[n00bPimp]

Double posting makes baby Jesus cry

 

[the_great_gaia]

this copy-post was an accident. how do i delete it?

 

[AKA FLEX]

First of all, keep your horse tied up, ESPECIALLY if you're banging a chick from Hooters! You don't know what's crawling around in that cooter and that definitely doesn't sound like the kind of chick I'd want to be stuck raising a kid with.

As far as penis size improvement goes, stay away from pills, potions, hanging devices, or surgery. Most of that **** doesn't work, and the risks are enormous. Stick to natural methods. What is your size anyway?

But the best advice I can give after reading your post is take a rubber with you the next time you go to Hooters.