"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Girl asks for a tree hug
- Thread starter kanaka
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
lol.seriously.eminence said:its when you put one hand on each ass and squeeze/rub as hard and fast as possible
SenorSuave
Don Juan
Talk about a sexual inneundo. You have the trunk, she has the bush. When they hug, a tree is formed. D'Oh.kanaka said:This girl in my class keeps asking for a ' tree hug' and i have no clue what it means so i just give a normal hug. Any ideas?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
She wont tell, just goes "tree hug...tree hug, you know....tree hug"ValleyDJing said:Why don't you ask her?
Grand Wizzard Alamar
Master Don Juan
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
kanaka said:She wont tell, just goes "tree hug...tree hug, you know....tree hug"
Tell her you'll let her give you a bj if she tells you what it is. :crackup:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.