"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Gio is probably happy now...

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Michigan is in the Rose Bowl. :p

By the way, feel bad for Vincent's home school...They have to play Cal.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I am quite happy to see that and I hope we kick the everlasting piss out of the Longhorns.

Of course, I thought you were referring to something else...

:D
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
he is most likely tickled pink ...
I don't think pink is a good color for Gio...Maybe a light purple. :p

Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
I am quite happy to see that and I hope we kick the everlasting piss out of the Longhorns.

Of course, I thought you were referring to something else...
That would explain your MIA moderating actions...
 
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