"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Gf Broke Up With Me - Need Advice

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After I only read the first few lines about how you would not go pick her up, I was kinda thinking to myself how perhaps you should have done so. Then I read how you picked her up all of the time, and my mind changed. And then I read about all of the other things she did? And my thoughts turned to "this girl is a psycho!".

You lucked out. Never ever talk to this girl again.

And I loved your line about the phosphoric acid. Hilarious.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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KarmaSutra said:
To say, in a definitive tone, that there are no beautiful female lawyers is akin to saying all forum Moderators know what the fvck they're speaking about.

Neither are true.
Damn right!
 
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