"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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IDIOT. Youre 15!!

DONT LIFT WEIGHTS. NOOOOOO. You will stunt your growth.

Unless you have an older brother who is already fully grown you cannot know how tall you are. No, you cannot compare yourself to your parents height either.

Girls like taller guys.
Stay the **** away from weights.


Unless of course, you want to be short. If you want to be short, thats okay too. You will end up having to develop yourself more. You will have to have a great personality and be awsomely strong. Youre going to compensate for your shortcomings. Its not a bad lifestyle, its just more difficult.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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Originally posted by brucevangeorge
IDIOT. Youre 15!!

DONT LIFT WEIGHTS. NOOOOOO. You will stunt your growth.

Unless you have an older brother who is already fully grown you cannot know how tall you are. No, you cannot compare yourself to your parents height either.

Girls like taller guys.
Stay the **** away from weights.


Unless of course, you want to be short. If you want to be short, thats okay too. You will end up having to develop yourself more. You will have to have a great personality and be awsomely strong. Youre going to compensate for your shortcomings. Its not a bad lifestyle, its just more difficult.
wow stfu .......... r u joking
lifting weights doesnt stunt growth.
 
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ever heard of growth plates?

probly not. lifting weights DOES stunt growth. if you lift heavy enough the growth plates in your bones cram together, once they cram together they stop growing.

think of the plates in a babys head. the skull (round part) is made of like 8 or nine bones that eventually fuse together when reaching adulthood. same idea.
 
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