"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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getting girls to give head

d0pam1ne

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How do you get a girl to give you head? I was tlaking to this slighly chubby girl last night and I was really drunk and it occured to me that I don'y really have a game plan for getting my d*** sucked.


Usually I just tell them to 'get down' and lightly push them down. If I say it softly but with authority they tend to listen. Also sometimes I will whisper in their ear something really dirty and detailed and graphic and try to get them to salivate. But I'm thinking there are better ways of doing it... I searched the forum but couldn't find anything on this subject.


I can get girls alone, I can play with their hair, I can kiss them, no problem. But that leads to making out with them and sleeping with them etc., which I'm not always looking for. How do you just initiate a bl0wj0b?

This is not a question for keyboard jockeys.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Sean O

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Usually I just tell them to 'get down' and lightly push them down. If I say it softly but with authority they tend to listen.
That's fine. Most girls like being ordered around in the bedroom :D.
 

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the biggest mistake is waiting for them to approve. Sometimes you just have to whip it out. You can even smack them with it lol. If the girl is deciding what to do and is not quite sure, then you make the desicion for them by leading. take them to the place, tell them to get down while unzipping it. Only if theres a possibility, you have to get somewhere before this works. so far this technique is 3-3.

If the girl is clean and you are ok with it, the easiest way is to just eat her out. Afterwards she will gladly suck it...if she is the type of girl worth eating.
I only reserve this for GF material.

Another thing to do is making them belive you are *going to eat them out/would eat them out* but the circumstance isn't right and talk her into doing it first. works in public.
 

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This may sound stupid but.....if a girl has never given head before can you still get an STD?
 

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Getting head is a complex matter & should be handled delecatly when 1st approaching the area with a lady.

Subtlety introduce the idea when you feel the moment is just right..

For Example,

HER: "You won't believe the day i've had!!!"
YOU: "hello dear"
HER: " First, my alarm didn't go off so i had to rush to the bus without breakfast.."
YOU: "right"
HER: "..It was raining aswell so i was soacked!!!
YOU: "wow.. that's.."
HER: "And then when i got there Amy was using MY computer!"
YOU: "well, you can't ju..."
HER: "So i says 'Oi, that's mine' & she looked at me like i was wearing last years style or somethin"
YOU: "uh huh"
HER: "So anyway, when she finally mov.."
YOU: "SUCK MY **** B1TCH!"
HER: "....wh... what?... i.. don't..."
YOU: "DO IT!
HER: "....but...i..."
YOU: "DO IT NOW!"

Problem solved.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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last guys an idiot..

just kiss her and while ur kissing, pull it out and have her give u a hand job.. once shes stroking it, tell her to lick her fingers and get it wet.. then when ur hard, tell her to suck it like sensually in her ear..

if shes already kissing u passionately and is willing to give u a hand job.. as long as shes not a virgin or somthing, ur pretty much in..

eating her pvssy will definitely help make ur head experience better..
 

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diceman said:
Getting head is a complex matter & should be handled delecatly when 1st approaching the area with a lady.

Subtlety introduce the idea when you feel the moment is just right..

For Example,

HER: "You won't believe the day i've had!!!"
YOU: "hello dear"
HER: " First, my alarm didn't go off so i had to rush to the bus without breakfast.."
YOU: "right"
HER: "..It was raining aswell so i was soacked!!!
YOU: "wow.. that's.."
HER: "And then when i got there Amy was using MY computer!"
YOU: "well, you can't ju..."
HER: "So i says 'Oi, that's mine' & she looked at me like i was wearing last years style or somethin"
YOU: "uh huh"
HER: "So anyway, when she finally mov.."
YOU: "SUCK MY **** B1TCH!"
HER: "....wh... what?... i.. don't..."
YOU: "DO IT!
HER: "....but...i..."
YOU: "DO IT NOW!"

Problem solved.
LM****INGAO :crackup::crackup:
 

d0pam1ne

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Driven2Succeed said:
just kiss her and while ur kissing, pull it out and have her give u a hand job.. once shes stroking it, tell her to lick her fingers and get it wet.. then when ur hard, tell her to suck it like sensually in her ear..
I like this... kiss her, put her hand on your d***, then transition from HJ to BJ. This will work in the real world. I will add this to my toolbox. Great post.
 

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Ask her what her favorite flavor (chocolate, lemon, vanilla, ect.) is and get it. Later, tell her you got her favorite flavor, and take that flavor and rub it all over your d1ck, and point it at her and say 'here, have a taste'.

If a girl never saw you d1ck before, but like, hey my friend wants to meet you, and whip it out. Then say, he thinks you are very beatiful, he would like to give you a kiss on the cheek. Then you poke her in the cheek. Then say, 'he likes you, he's gonna give you a kiss on the lips', and poke her on the lips, 'he's totally into you, you guys should make out', then put it in her mouth.

I did have a real technique, but the ones above are much smoother.
 

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I had just started seeing a girl and I met her at her workplace when she was finishing for the day. Small office, storeroom in back, all other staff now gone home. We started kissing and rubbing against each other, now in the storeroom, about to leave when I told her to wait. I had to adjust my underpants / jeans (we had been fully clothed) as I now had an aching erection. "See how hard you make me?" I breathed. She then she pulled my underpants off and gave me head. I'm certainly not the smoothest guy but this worked. Also performing cunnilingus willingly (fine with me, I crave it) may facilitate a friendly response from your girl.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Best way to get head is start from early on

Convey that your not a judgemental person and that she can be sexual when she is around you, because trust me every girl thinks about sucking a guy off and getting a load all over them. If you can make them sexually comfortable then you can get them to give you head without even having to ask.

Another way is dirty talk and commanding her

Some little things that I do and always do it to kind of convey that I don't judge girls who give head as sluts, is I would make sexual comments.

For example
She is calling me or hurry up then I'd say "I'm cummming" most girls would then respond "So *** then" and then it ends up in sexual talk

or I'd say "Be careful it might bust all over you"

You get my point, I say those once inawhile I've had a girl who said she would never give head to a girl who openly told me she would give head. Another girl I know litterally told me she wants me to bust in her face, because we was having phone sex and she was getting so turned on that it turned serious to where we was saying to meet up and ****. (I blew that one they end up never even fuvking her)

When dirty talking I would sometimes exgerrate, where it would go something like this:
Me: OMG, OMG don't touch it(your...)
Her: What happen?
Me: ...OMG your making me so hard, I haven't been turned on like this in a long time (Then go into cave manning could even slap ur divk in her face like someone said)
Me: You don't know how sexy you are looking right now, I can so seeing you suck the life out of me, those lips is turning me on

When you put it in her mouth express how good it feels.

In the end your going to make her feel like she is a sex goddess, and gave you some of the best puss you ever had.
 

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nice

spesmilitis said:
If a girl never saw you d1ck before, but like, hey my friend wants to meet you, and whip it out. Then say, he thinks you are very beatiful, he would like to give you a kiss on the cheek. Then you poke her in the cheek. Then say, 'he likes you, he's gonna give you a kiss on the lips', and poke her on the lips, 'he's totally into you, you guys should make out', then put it in her mouth.
This is the kind of stuff I'm looking for. I love this. I'm trying it tomorrow night.
 

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totally agree with spesmilitis..

u gotta keep it fun and stuff.. trust me man, if girls are into u, then u pulling it out and showing them wont bother them at all.. they're already thinking about it too..

another trick i have used successfully with a girl is while im chillin with them or kissing and im hard.. i ask if they wanna see a "magic trick"? when they laugh and say okay.. then i make it go up and down in my pants.. or while im kissing them i say somthing to the effect of "god baby, ur makin me so hott, look how hard u have me.." then she looks down and will mostly giggle, or get really horny..

dont be afraid to offend, but be realistic too.. if its the first kiss or its gentle and sensual i wouldnt recommend pulling it out..
 

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I believe the number one criteria for getting head has been overlooked, H Y G I E N E! You have to look 'good' down there, meaning keep it trimmed and neat. Would you eat out a girl that had a fvcking forrest growing down there?

And while we are on the subject, if you are not circumsized take care to wash between the forehead and the skin. I've yet to meet a chick that likes two day old d!ck-cheese. Also, DON'T spray perfume/cologne/whatever down there! It is just nasty.

Basically keep it nice and clean, so the chick doesn't get put off.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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