"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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get off your butt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

boulepiquante

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GET OFF YOUR BUTT AND GO OUT TALKING TO 5 WOMEN
EVERDAY
WAIT UNTIL YOU HAVE A VERY HIGH ENERGY ( VERY IMPORTANT )

OPEN WITH ANYTHING
****Y AND FUNNY
THEN AFTER30 DAYS GET ROUND TO BEING FLIRTY AND WAIT FOR A LOOP TO GET IN AND AZSK FOR HER TELEPHONE NUMBER


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' your hair s curly
mine is also
when i think that a teenge i wanted it straight


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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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zerocelcius

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why?

Why go and talk to 5 woman?

I know I know... "at least your getting off your butt and talking to woman... """ bla bla bla...

How about this you get off your butt and go do somthing to better your life that way girls will be ligitamatlly attracted to you... Just a thought.

Ot how about this go talk to 5 girls only if you have completed all your sets at the GYM>>>> now that is getting off your BUtt...

Or how about this have a actuall meaning relationship with ONE girl...

NO do this get off your butt waste the whole day getting numbers talking to girls running around like a dog with his "red rocket out" and when you get home alone wack off to some porn and feel good about the Numbers you have in your cell phone that nobody calls....

DON'T be a player cause players play Games.. LIKE CHILDREN

Just my Two cents worth if you don't like it suck the P U ss Y Juice I havn't washed off my D ick Yet...

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Hhahahahah boulepiquante.

I remember you. You were banned on several boards because your lack of good english makes you sound like a troll.
 
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