"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Gave my girl a urinary tract infection from fingering, wtf?

damaster123

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Seriously though, what the hell, pretty much all i did was do the little come hither thing with my finger along the upper wall of her vagina, which hits her g-spot pretty good, but she got a freaking urinary tract infection. What the hell? Anybody have this problem before, and how do I make sure I don't give her another one?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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sparky0000

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hahaha....here is a hint. quit reading about how to have better sex. find a nice clean girl and discover romance. some of the things you boys try on females sound more like lessons in pain than pleasure.

on another note, she was probably doing lots of stuff with other dudes. maybe one of them caused it.
 

THE_ADDMAN

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wash your hands next time
 

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double post
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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