"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Gas Prices April 2005

-HPNOTIQ-

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Ok..I live in Seattle and buy premium 92 because I have a Turbo...

$2.70/gallon for 92 octane at Chevron...WTF? Its not even summer yet!

Just curious to know what you guys around the country are paying for gas :mad:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Giovanni Casanova

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It was $2.439 for regular unleaded here in Michigan earlier this week. I think they've eased up slightly, but it's still high here.
 

earthshyne

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Hovering around 92 cents per litre here in Ontario, Canada.

Too much, no matter in what currency or measure.

*takes bicycle out of basement*
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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OzyBoy

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It's $1.05 per litre here in Sydney, Australia and you are complaining, that is a bit cheaper than what it is here.
 

comic_relief

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$2.25 a gallon out in the boondocks
 
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