"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Galaxy Quest

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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This movie is fvking awesome, I'm gonna show it to my wife!

Darmok and Jalad... at Tanagra, when the walls fell!
 

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DoubleBarrel I think you've been smoking too much weed
Hahaha. Actually I was drunk when I posted that. :p

But if you're not aware, the OP is a "famous" line from the movie that's just hilarious. If you haven't seen the movie, check it out. One of my favorite comedy/satires.
 

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Yeah was pretty funny. I watched it a few times.

But then I read this about Tim Allen, and I'm not so sure I'll ever look at him the same way again.

Btw for any men my age and like myself who were trying hard to jack off to Sandra Bullock back when hollyweird was pumping her down our throats in the late 90's early 00's but just couldn't for some reason and you couldn't quite put your finger on the reason why?

Well the answer is here
 
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