FWB texting me

[jboyd5]

I never initiate texts with her unless its to meet, and keep the chit chat with her at work light.

She randomly texts me this yesterday:
"I slept like a beautiful butterfly and just made a sweet new boner-jams playlist haha. You should drive your car to work today so we don't have to worry about anything"

From what I have learned from Coach Corey Wayne is that when a girl contacts you, she is hinting that she wants to meet. We smoked after work, and I was under the impression it was a f*cking night. Ended up going home fully loaded.

What was the point of this text?

 

[SgtSplacker]

Reference to a previous inconvenience due to transportation issues. Stated she created a playlist that has to do with boners aka sex. The female is attempting to initiate a coital interaction. Please agree and amplify, tidy up car and bathe prior to next physical interaction.

 

[Billtx49]

Sounds like she was dtf. You should have created an opportunity for it to happen. She also told you she was rested and ready. The car is a means to help you isolate and get her to the right location like a bed for sex, or actual backseat action if needed, and under the right conditions.

 

[CMNILS87]

"I slept like a beautiful butterfly"

******** Translation:
" hey I'm gonna get your attention with something that isn't sex to peak your interest and then switch to sex halfway through so I don't act too slutty and you judge me"


"I made a great boner jamz playlist"

******** Translation:
I woke up looking like crap and I'm horny as fcuk. I'm gonna toss in an innuendo so that hopefully you want to bang today too. I hope it doesn't fly over your head and make me feel stupid.

"You should drive your car to work so there isn't any issues"

******** translation:
Ok seriously I'm really really horny and you should pick me up after work. I'm gonna wear my sexiest thong and you should take me hard in the backseat while we listen to R. KELLY. If you don't get it this time, it'll be super awkward and I'm probably gonna think less of you and start to find another fcuk buddy.