"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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fvcked hb8 in bathroom at work

zekko

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I know people who have been fired for having sex at work, just something to think about. Sounds like the OP is a bartender though, so that's probably a more free working environment.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Sounds like fun. Congrats.

On the down side, she knows where to find you.
 

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  1. How can you tolerate the smell? That is my #1 attraction killer.
  2. what would you do if someone just rushed into you guys, keep fvcking or apologize and pull up your pants?
 

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Did you encouter any resistanse?
No, she made all the moves.
  1. How can you tolerate the smell? That is my #1 attraction killer.
  2. what would you do if someone just rushed into you guys, keep fvcking or apologize and pull up your pants?
1. It was fine.
2. Well luckily I came at the same moment her friend knocked on the door. It was locked, luckily. I guess it's just a matter of fvcking fast before someone knocks on the door right.

Pretty hilarious that we actually went in there to fvck after the music was turned off and everyone else left the bar. So we were extra strained for time. How ridiculous.
 
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