"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Future Dating--robots

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SO I just saw Surragates and started to think that the not to distant future pleasurebots will be the new trend. People dating robots........yup its true and WAY OVER DUE!!!!!!

In the future much like a great boob job it will be difficult to tell the difference between a human and a robot. Only the disserning eye will be able to know a real from a fake. Personalities could be remotely controlled by live people hired for just that purpose.

ADVANTAGES-no STD's, no need to buy them dinner, stroke their ego, cuddle, listen to them rant, whine. Think of them as a house hold appliance sorta like a really smart vibrator. As long as they are charged, they are ready to go. They will be smoking hot and flawless without all the B.S. drama that ges along with it. The end to divorces, fights, arguments.

DIS-ADVANTAGES; well I am sure the first few robot/human relationships will stir some contraversy with a lot of people.

-obviously they will not be cheap, certain models with cool enhanced features will come with a hefty pricetag.

-they will be much stronger and more durable than humans, so we can conclude that stories of " MY ROBOT WENT BAZZERK" will accompany this new hot trend.

There will be no need for smooth pickup lines, rountines, tactics, etc.

THINK OF IT...........WE COULD SEE THE END OF THE WUSS.

ARTIFICIAL COMPANIONSHIP WILL SWEEP THE NATION!!!

I am waiting for the first robot/human marraige!!!!!

oh other robot movies of the future include (BI-CENTENIAL MAN, A.I., I-ROBOT, and a slew of others from the 80's-90's)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Although the technology is here, I don't see this becoming a daily household thing anytime soon. And even then, if given a couple hundred years, I don't think the technology would be perfected to the point where you could mistake a robot for a human, it just wouldn't happen. The only people who could even afford a "pleasurebot" would be men with power and money, who get the hottest of hot woman already because they are loaded with $$$$ and have such a high status. So why would they even need a pleasurebot in the first place?
 

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That's a bad idea- have you ever seen "Blade Runner"?
 

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It would an interesting shift of power if AFCs were suddenly getting laid and weren't so desperate for chicks. I think it's pretty arbitrary right now to talk about it on a DJ forum though.

If this is the answer to anyone's dreams though then you really have some issues.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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COD couldn't help but notice that you forgot to consider children in your pro/con list.

Not sure if you'll put that under a pro or a con, since maybe all we really want to do is spend time with something that seems real, rather than have something real with something real. I guess it's just like a physical version of Second Life.

It's not sex with a robot, it's masturbation.

We could all jerk off with our expensive robot toys and forget about the rest of the world.
 

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Byezbozhniy said:
It would an interesting shift of power if AFCs were suddenly getting laid and weren't so desperate for chicks. I think it's pretty arbitrary right now to talk about it on a DJ forum though.

If this is the answer to anyone's dreams though then you really have some issues.

Fat chics and even regular girls would have their own male robots who never go limp, never need viagra, etc. it wouldn't shift power, it would deepen the divide and hatred of both sides. It would basically fracture the last few shreds that are keepin the less than perfect in the mating game and continuing the species.

Don't you guys watch Futurama?

http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/48647/detail/
 

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Warrior74 said:
Fat chics and even regular girls would have their own male robots who never go limp, never need viagra, etc. it wouldn't shift power, it would deepen the divide and hatred of both sides. It would basically fracture the last few shreds that are keepin the less than perfect in the mating game and continuing the species.

Don't you guys watch Futurama?

http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/48647/detail/
Wow, maybe for you there's a lot of hatred, but that's not the case for everyone dude. Of all the dangers to mankind I really don't consider Robot Sex Dolls to be a major threat.

These things are the sci fi dreams of AFC Herberts. If you really think women would go for this then you're a tool.
 

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Byezbozhniy said:
Wow, maybe for you there's a lot of hatred, but that's not the case for everyone dude. Of all the dangers to mankind I really don't consider Robot Sex Dolls to be a major threat.

These things are the sci fi dreams of AFC Herberts. If you really think women would go for this then you're a tool.

LOL. Okay tough guy. Honestly, I thought it was a joke and didn't think guys would go for it until I did some research. So what happens to the fat chic when all the less than alpha dudes would prefer a robot? What happens to her better looking friends when she eventually starts spouting the virtues of her virtual lover, "better than a dildo girlfriend!" If we are nerding it up...take it to its conclusion. You are the one who sounds like a defensive tool, afraid your girl would rather get pounded by robo brad pitt all night than 5 minutes/5 inches of you? LOL.
 

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Warrior74 said:
LOL. Okay tough guy. Honestly, I thought it was a joke and didn't think guys would go for it until I did some research. So what happens to the fat chic when all the less than alpha dudes would prefer a robot? What happens to her better looking friends when she eventually starts spouting the virtues of her virtual lover, "better than a dildo girlfriend!" If we are nerding it up...take it to its conclusion. You are the one who sounds like a defensive tool, afraid your girl would rather get pounded by robo brad pitt all night than 5 minutes/5 inches of you? LOL.
Which one of my girls exactly? :D

In case you hadn't noticed, women are kinesthetically driven, and that applies to sex as well as attraction. It is MEN who are visually driven, and these robots are clearly designed to appeal to the visually driven.

Women might be open to the idea of using these things for masturbation, but as a replacement to men?? It just ain't gonna happen. :nono:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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pretty insulting if you ask me but it goes to show the amount of troubles in the dating scene today when this is not only an idea but actually gonna be marketed
 

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THIS IS GEARED TOWARDS THE FUTURE..........and the next generation of PUA/AFC's WILL INDEED see pleasure bots.

I am sure they will have a lottery, coupon day for those that are not blessed with a surpplus of money.

Laws will change, relationships will be redefined, artificial companionship will be the new trend, MORTALITY RATES EXTENDED, enhancements will continue to appear AND YES ONE DAY FEW WILL BE ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE.

we grew up with computers..........the natural progression for the next generation WILL BE ROBOTS. Comparing this to a blowup doll is ridiculous..........an interactive, life-like, sex machine, will be like most things......awkward at first........then everyone will be jumping on board.

We also might see robot/human hybrids............ROBOT FROM THE WAIST DOWN.


ITS INEVITABLE..............
 

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I guess none of us can predict with surety that human-robot hybrids will eventually become the norm. I suppose we're already doing it by interfacing with cars that detect our eye movements and adjust the headlights and even alert us to when we're asleep. The difference between those features on a car and the potentially disturbing thought of 'plugging in' to literal extensions of ourselves is that one is external and one is internal. There already exist bionic arms that use nerve impulses from severed limbs to control movement, so that the amputee literally controls the prosthetic with their mind.

It's not so far fetched, and seems preferable to the many hazards of having several sensitive organic components to our bodies. Take note that I don't mean sensitive in terms of ability to collect information through the senses... I mean like they can be easily accidentally chopped off of harmed or mutiliated or disabled and are difficult to repair.

Moth Robots (these are real, and it's just the tip of the scientific endeavor):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSCLBG9KeX4
 

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its scary...........robot/human fights or deaths, divorce, an appliance that is lifelike...........without all the crap.

Can love be replicated electronically, people love pets, can a robot be progammed to love unconditionally. Love is complex, yet simple.........I am sure the application, alogarhythm will be very complex and every year a new model with enhancements will be available.


Thats where we are headed, the future will change everything we know.........and I am sure non-coporial lifeforms are just around that corner.
 

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Deadly_Ripped said:
COD couldn't help but notice that you forgot to consider children in your pro/con list.
It's not a pro/con. By the time this comes around and gets to be a mainstream reality (with robots advanced enough to skirt self-awareness), artificial wombs/cloning/genetic manipulation/genetic recombination/etc. will be trivial.

Artificial girlfriend with an artificial womb and template egg cells ready to be fertilized whenever you feel like it? Not a problem.

However, one thing:

COD said:
they will be much stronger and more durable than humans,
Not for a very, very long time. Self-repairing machinery with millions of years of optimization on its chemically-generated energy on-site with the movement machinery are going to be hard to beat. Maybe we will, but it will take a long, long time (consider that medicine and other possible human-enhancing technologies will keep moving forward too).
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Darth said:
That's a bad idea- have you ever seen "Blade Runner"?
rofl I was just going to mention Blade Runner but for the opposite reason you are! I think it would be a great idea those robot females were hot :cool:

You guys are forgetting that everyone in this forum will be dead before we have robots like in Blade Runner who are no different than a human/don't look like robots, and you have to be a trained cop to tell the difference.

However that won't stop desperate afcs from buying the really ugly looking sex robots coming out now and that is really disgusting. I can't blame Harrison Ford for fallin in love with a robot that you can't tell is not human but we are so far away from human like robots.
 

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Darth said:
That's a bad idea- have you ever seen "Blade Runner"?
rofl I was just going to mention Blade Runner but for the opposite reason you are! I think it would be a great idea those robot females were hot :cool:

You guys are forgetting that everyone in this forum will be dead before we have robots like in Blade Runner who are no different than a human/don't look like robots, think for themsleves, and you have to be a trained cop to tell the difference. However that won't stop desperate afcs from buying the really ugly looking sex robots coming out now and that is really disgusting.
 

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This whole topic is really really gay. A sex robot is the same thing as a sex doll, a very expensive form of masturbation. People who use these things do not deserve a penis.
 

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Warrior74 said:
Fat chics and even regular girls would have their own male robots who never go limp, never need viagra, etc.
That's great because women look at men just like men look at women. Oh, wait ...

Fact is, the things a woman wants from a man go way deeper than this and it would be really difficult for a robot to satisfy those things, despite what the lesbian writing staff of sex and the city would have us think.

I do however look forward to having a robo-maid with happy ending capabilities.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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