Funny post on Loveshack

[Desdinova]

I pissed myself laughing at this! :crackup:

http://www.loveshack.org/forums/showthread.php?p=1433351&posted=1#post1433351
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Hi I'm currently in a 7 month relationship with g/f and sometimes I have a hard time with her. Her story traces back to being cheated on by two different duded and as a result she's a jealous freak.

Well the problem is that sometimes when we argue, she's goes crazy saying all sorts of names and insult in the book followed by temper tantrums. I come up with sarcastism followed by throwing mustard, ketchup, unckooked rice or soaking her with coke (any soda). And off course she goes to either screaming some more or slapping me in the face. On two occassions when she was getting trashy again I spit in her face and she punch me, next thing it was the food fight again.

I'm not sure if this is abuse, but she is the wrong person here with problems. I end up telling that if someone comes she's the that's gonna get busted because I haven't ever lay a hand on her.

 

[KontrollerX]

"sarcastism"

LOL, holy spelling errors Batman!

Man what a train wreck of a post and if you can actually wade through it to get the story out of it, it becomes even funnier.

Sh*t is classic.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

Heh,..and I got banned for proposing Plate Theroy here. Go figure.

 

[Desdinova]

Don't worry Rollo, I'm probably on my way out the door. The only PMs I get there are from the Mods about how I constantly break the LS rules (it's always bad language).

Their Mod forum (if they have one) is probably full with copies of things I posted.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Sounds like those two deserve each other, who else would have either of them? Oh and guys, if you must traipse around that forum, be sure to wipe your feet before coming back in here. It would be a shame if any of that crap were to get tracked through here.

 

[comic_relief]

I was there and was banned for spreading DJ ideals.

comic_relief

 

[Desdinova]

See, I learned my lesson from the days of girlproblems.com. DO NOT let them know you're on here.

 

[Desdinova]

Someone posted a link to here, no iea who it was, but they get a massive thanks from me.

...and that's why they don't like us going over there. We steal their members and turn them into men!