Fresh Prince Pick Ups...

[Chemistry]

Seriously, these are golden... well, some of them

Two I field tested after eventually notin' them down after missin' many opportunities to do so...


"Girl, you look so good... I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!!!!!!!!!"


"I've seen your picture before... oh yeah, that's right, it's in the dictionary next to KABLAAM!!!!!!!"


Both worked beautifully... a little practice was needed before headin' out, basically to get 'em said exactly the same way as in the show... but that was fairly easy, and the lines were just great

Pick Up lines tend to be quite boring, but these just come off as fresh, and more as compliments than being able to fall under the umbrella of rude that some pick ups can do with girls...

Seriously. if you're feelin' confident, give these a try... you say them half-assed. they won't work, but you do it lookin' as tho' you are havin' fun and nail them, girls will crack up and open up to you... plus it's just such fun, I mean I ran 'em between a couple of friends before goin' out and we all ended up just crackin up at them, lol...

 

[SexPDX]

Just curious, did you HAVE SEX with any of the women you used these lines on? ALL pick up lines suck. Just because the girls laugh doesn't mean you are making progress with them. Things like this make girls see you as entertainment and they might laugh because of that but they will not take you seriously.

Why people posts stuff that has NEVER gotten them laid or at least TELL US if it hasn't I will never know. All it does is confuse the hell out of the newer guys.

-PDX

 

[SexPDX]

Oh yeah, and what happens when she calls you on running game on her with lines from re-runs of an ancient TV show? Or better yet, she laughs BECAUSE she knows that it's from the TV show and because she's laughing you mistakenly think you are getting somewhere while she debates whether or not to say anything about it because she so embarrassed for you because you are so lame.

-PDX

 

[Mercury21]

Pickup lines are never good, no matter what. Just like SexPDX said, just because she is laughing does not mean she is taking you serously. Ever heard of LJBF??

Basically, the secret to humor is in the character, and not so much in what you say. Ever see stand up comics? See how natural they look when they are talking? They don't make it appear like they are saying rehearsed lines, and that is what is funny.

Just remember, no matter what you do, lines, cliches, and pickup lines never, never work....they can be spotted a mile away.

 

[So pimp its scary]

and, if my memory serves, these lines DIDN'T EVEN WORK FOR HIM IN THE SHOW!!!

 

[bman]

fresh prince: You want to dance?
stuckup girl: no
fresh prince: you didnt hear me, i said you look fat in those pants

 

[cant think of a user name]

Originally posted by bman
fresh prince: You want to dance?
stuckup girl: no
fresh prince: you didnt hear me, i said you look fat in those pants

hahahaha

 

[hardwork]

Here's some emphasis...

Originally posted by So pimp its scary
and, if my memory serves, these lines DIDN'T EVEN WORK FOR HIM IN THE SHOW!!!

I agree with PDX, here: pick-up lines DO suck. These, though, are good for a laugh, so there IS merit here (albeit merely a pinch).

 

[comote]

Most people would not recognize those lines as being from a tv show.
I personally don't use lines to meet girls though. Although I do like to say these sort of things with girls that I already know and am working on and get a bit of a laugh from them.
I will try these.