"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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free hugs

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

DJDamage

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joekerr31 said:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9BE1YqDYlLo

man youd probably pick up a lot of pootang doing this.
Only if you know what you are doing, otherwise you will just be a 2 second cuddle b1tch. Lets not forget that holding a sign like that and you might become a homo's or an old woman's pootang as they reach over and cop a feel.
 

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There's actually a guy called the "Hugger Busker" who hangs out in Montreal year-round. (I think he has a website, just google it up) It's basically an artistic endeavour for him; it's not totally altruistic, but it's not like he's trying to pick up women. He's not just some random guy with a crappy sign, though. He's dressed up in a costume (just an old, old suit and a hat) and he has some props.
 
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