"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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FR: The Seduction of Paris Hilton (Part II: Paris Kisses Papa)

Dee-Zy

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Who the fukk revived this thread?


Somebody close this thread.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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HOLY ****. I read the game, and now I read htis..and wtf its like im reliving history

except it was relly pathetic I mean comeon they were acting like it was a military plan wtf is up with that
 

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Does anyone else think paris Hilton is an absolute dog? I certainly do. lol
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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MrS

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Thing is, Papa was bailing, Playboy held him together.
 

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Interpol said:
This doesn't prove his story happened how he described it, it just proves he got his pic taken with Paris Hilton.
Very true, just like a LOT of so-called pick up experts who pose for photos in clubs with random women or strippers and claim to the community they scored with them.

You go upto any attention wh0re and ask if you can pose for a photo with her and I guarantee you'll have very few refusals. They might even expose themselves as long as a camera is pointing their way!

Besides Paris Hilton would let the Elephant Man bone her if there was some kind of publicity or money to be gained. She might do it regardless though, just because she's "that kinda girl".
 

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Lol! Nice one :)

I can only imagine how stressing that must have been man. Great gaming and this is exactly the kind of thing that makes playing the game fun!

To all you haters...

Recording is perfectly fine. Sure it's "over the top" if you're just out there sarging chicks and playing a numbers game, but if you are going for one specific target, you better have your **** together fool-proof style! There are a billion hot babes out there, but there is only one Paris Hilton.

Regardles of what your opinion might be about Paris herself... When you can say "i fuked Paris Hilton", that MEANS something in the real world.

About the FR, i really got the feeling like Paps was just looking for the perfect angle instead of chickening out. Like i said, it's not some generic HB, it's a one shot deal.
 

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IMO, this was the lamest thing I've ever read. This guy just talked talked to Paris Hilton, dumbest girl on the planet. Who gives a crap. She was just being nice to the guy anyway.

Besides, you all know Paris HIlton is not going to date an asian guy. We all know what type of guy she dates: rich, powerful, very good looking.

yah, props for going up to her, but in teh grand scheme of things, this gets you nowhere in life.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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