"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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FR: The "escort" and my first kiss.

spax

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Pathetic. Great one to tell your kids. "My first kiss was with a hooker! Mmm...those d!ck sucking lips tasted damn good!"
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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That's what I thought. I wouldn't want to kiss a hooker or some girl that's giving everyone a blow job, even if she ain't a hooker but has a 'reputation', because that c0ck ridden mouth may have germs or herpes in it and you can get herpes from skin-skin contact -- and people on here have gotten the herpes STD from just kissing.

Given the high liklihood that this prostitute here probably has herpes, I think ElStud should get STD tested. People on this board have posted stuff that they got herpes from kissing people - no sex was even involved.

I know it's tragic, if you are a virgin that's never kissed anyone, and you end up getting this the easy way, and you end up with an STD, it's like, life is not fair -- but you have to make choices that are beneficial to you, not to please your friends or your passions at the moment.
 

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Luke Skywalker said:
That's what I thought. I wouldn't want to kiss a hooker or some girl that's giving everyone a blow job, even if she ain't a hooker but has a 'reputation', because that c0ck ridden mouth may have germs or herpes in it and you can get herpes from skin-skin contact -- and people on here have gotten the herpes STD from just kissing.

Given the high liklihood that this prostitute here probably has herpes, I think ElStud should get STD tested. People on this board have posted stuff that they got herpes from kissing people - no sex was even involved.

I know it's tragic, if you are a virgin that's never kissed anyone, and you end up getting this the easy way, and you end up with an STD, it's like, life is not fair -- but you have to make choices that are beneficial to you, not to please your friends or your passions at the moment.
Haha, tell that to my friends, they all kissed her too. They're worse off than me because not only did they make out with her but they actually had sex with her too. The hooker did brush her teeth after kissing though, so it's unlikely. But just to make sure my sh*t was clean, I washed my mouth out like 2 times when I got home.
 
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ElStud said:
Haha, tell that to my friends, they all kissed her too. They're worse off than me because not only did they make out with her but they actually had sex with her too. The hooker did brush her teeth after kissing though, so it's unlikely. But just to make sure my sh*t was clean, I washed my mouth out like 2 times when I got home.
You have to get STD tested to be sure. Brushing your teeth doesn't get rid of herpes any more than taking a shower gets rid of AIDS.

You know, ElStud, the South African President in charge of the AIDs campaign had sex knowingly with an HIV-positive woman and had unprotected sex and thought having a shower afterwards would get rid of the AIDS. It's no wonder Africa has a huge AIDS problem with leadership as intelligent as that moron. But it's just to illustrate what I am saying.

I don't know about you, but me personally, would feel comfortable even sharing utensils with someone who is sucking people's c0cks, and worst off, who does it habitually and for the money. I don't know how anyone can french kiss a woman who deeps throats guys knowing that someone's c0ck was in that mouth, or maybe she's a bi and also someone's pvssy has been in there too.

Anyway you got your first kiss with a prostitute that was really trying to market her services by making out with you and sucked off all your friends afterwards --- and you posted about it here. My advice is to change all your friends -- like right away because they are a bunch of losers and look for more progressive people before you end up having STD's, jail, or some other trouble.
 
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