FR: Po Dunk Bars

[everywomanshero]

Last night I went to some bar in a po' dunk town with a girl I just met. Wow, it was really something. Big belt buckels, a mullet, women fighting in the streets! What a scene!

Anyway of interest, the guys in small towns are TOTAL AFCS like no other. They don't even dress well much less have any game at all. One got mad because all the women wanted me and tried to start a fight. Watch out for fights if you try this. This is a great venue for shy guys, because the women will be curous who you are and get close to you.

One kept playing darts near me and made it easy for me to talk to her. The best looking one approached me while I was waiting for my friend to finish singing (we were playing pool). She put her book of songs on the table and told me she couldn't see the words (an obvious lie since she could read them when I was helping her)., She told me she wanted out of town, with or without her husband (he was at home with the kids). I could have nailed her easy if I had not been there with another girl. Ended up # closing. Some other older guy could've closed her too, had he not been so damn drunk and stupid! He was dressed OK and seemed to have his **** together until he got drunk. Stupid ass!

O well, back to the city tonight. Don't rule out po' dunk towns. You might have to try a few different ones before you find one with women, but the search if worth it. Easy lays in my estimation.

 

[h2o]

"po dunk"?? what the heck are you talking about?

I live in a city/school area, so I'm not sure if we have any...but could you explain?

Nice job # closing...but unless you kiss close, day 2 with a number close from a club / night scene, is very unlikely (at least in my limited experience)...good luck though

 

[Legend]

I have no clue what you just said little boy, but your special.

 

[everywomanshero]

Extreme small towns

Basically, I am talking towns of like 1-2k. The bad news is that you need to be out of town anyway, because these places are likely too far to justify the drive. Some are totally dead altogether and will have nothing but old guys. One must experiment to find the correct establishment such as the one I found Friday.

If you're in the middle of nowhere, try the local bars on weekends only, esp Karoke or special nights.

As far as the person trying to be insulting, I'm not even going to comment on that. Too much negativity in the world already.

 

[RedPill]

Po Dunk bars are a cheap alternative to ringside seats in Vegas. And you get what you pay for. Usually there is little to no security, and the patrons of these places are all itching to fight because they are separated from civilized society and the rule of law. That's the strange appeal of these places. It's like stepping into the wild west.

Be careful though, the last thing you need is to answer to an assault charge in some county in a rural area you'll never visit again.

 

[Luveno]

I'm originally from one of these po-dunk towns: about 6 hour drive away from the next city.

I tell you, the mindset in these places is retarded. You go to a bar, and all the girls dance, but all the guys just stand there against the wall with their trucker hats over their eyes, saying something like this:


Jethro: Who's that feller up there dancin with the ladies?

Bo: Huh...that fellers dancin with all those ladies...what a fag.

Jethro: heh.



Yeah, its really ridiculous. And they will use that as an excuse to fight you if you're picking up the girl they like to stalk.

I can't get over how backwards it is.