"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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FR: Phone Sex

B-Lemond

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First off, I just want to say:

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!! Blissnosis is AMAZING!

I was talking to this girl on the phone around 8ish. We made out about 2 days before and I started telling her:

Me: You know you are the first girl I've ever kissed.

Her: Nooo. I don't believe. It just can't be.

Me: Whachu mean you don't believe me?

Her: It's impossible, there is no way.

Me: C'mon, don't try to make me feel good. I know I was bad. You are just trying to make me feel better about myself.

Her: No, you don't understand, there is just NO WAY that was your first time kissing a girl. NO WAY!

Me: Why not?

Her: Because you were just so......AMAZING!

Me: Amazing? Like how good? On a 1 to 10?

Her: .........15! You don't understand, NO-ONE has EVER kissed me like that before.

Me: 15!? DANG girl...I wish I could say the same for you. I thought you were supposed to be a good kisser...:p


Then I let her know that I was joking and that it was the first time I have kissed her in particular. She then told me that I should be having seminars on how to kiss like that.

The convo continued to be sexual when I started telling her:

Me: Look here girl. If you are a sex-pert. Then consider me a SEX-GOD! No lie, eh. I'd do things to you, you could only imagine.

Then I told her about how I am really interested in (hold on, she is calling me RIGHT NOW!)...DANG! The girl said that she is STILL TIRED from what I did to her last night.

Well anyways, I told her that I am really interested in sexuality and that there is no-one else that is even on the same playing field as me. Then I told her that I would make her *** from just the sound of my voice, but she didn't really believe it. Then we were talking about how she doesn't swallow ***, and I told her that she will swallow my load, but she didn't want to believe it.

Later on in the convo, I go in my bed as I'm still talking to her and things just started getting VERY HOT! I slowed down my speech, deepened my voice and she just started to get very horny.

Her: LaMac, you need to come over right now...

Me: Oohh...yeah? What's gonna happen when I do?

Her: Come over and find out...

Then I started to get her really hot, and she was getting me really hot, telling me that she wants me to come over in the middle of the night just to **** the **** out of her.

Naturally, things started to get even steamier as I describe to her what's going to happen when I come over. I get her to start fingering herself as I'm saying all of this. 15 mins (or so) later:

Her: O my God! I'm about to ***! I'm cumming! Uuuuuuuuhhhhh uuuuhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhh uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

That's when she had the first orgasm which was followed by a second one right after it, as I keep talking to her, Blissnosis style! :D

This is when she started to get really horny, beging me to come over. Then I continue the Blissnosis and eventually get her to orgasm 4 TIMES!!!! She was exhausted and couldn't take any more phone sex.

But she STILL wanted me to come over and **** the **** out of her. I eventually got her to want to deep throat my **** and CRAVING to swallow my whole load.

Me: How deep are you going to suck my ****?

Her: Uhhhhhhhh, the whoooole thing, baby.

So overall, I proved her wrong in everything! I proved to her that I would make her *** just by the sound of my voice, I would make her want to swallow my ***, and that I am a sex-god.

As far as what I said to her when I described what I was going to do with her, well I don't want to turn any of the guys on these boards gay, so..... heh heh

No, but seriously. What I said was whatever I felt like saying as long as it was naughty and sexual. She was telling me how she loves it when I talk dirty to her like that and that it makes her feel so hot.

But I definately give Blissnosis 5 STARS! If you don't have it, then GET IT! IMMEDIATELY!

Overall, I was pretty amazed by the ease and power of Blissnosis.


EDIT: I realize that I never finished the story. After she was exhausted from the 4 dripping wet orgasms and her panties and sheets were all soaked, she still wanted me to come over. But, since it was around 3 am at that point and I felt more amazed by the power of Blissnosis, than horny, I never went over her house afterward. Thus, I just made her *** via phone sex.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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TheVirtualMind

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The Shocker said:
haha, you're a fu.cking idiot.
Yeah, this post is deleted...

Moving along...

I think people are taking these whole "routines" too seriously. I mean...A "how to" guide on phone sex? Come on...

But then again, good job B-Lemond. Way to step things up and get her thinking about you and *other items.*

Though don't call this a field report...It's more of a "Phone Report." :crackup:
 

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Hmmm, Blissnosis. Whenever I see nosis, my mind instantly pings and a pic of Ross Jeffries comes up. Damn his hypnotic evils. Anyway, I think it rocks that you got her into such a powerful sexual state in a matter of minutes. Sexual state is one of my biggest downfalls that gets me friend-zoned a lot (my inner game has gotten much stronger though so this trend is diminishing). Is it worth almost $150... probably not. I'd much rather finish studying Gunwitch. Gunwitch is awesome for sexual state.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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B-Lemond

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TheVirtualMind said:
I think people are taking these whole "routines" too seriously. I mean...A "how to" guide on phone sex? Come on...
Routines? There is no routine. Blissnosis is much more than that, and it is MUCH MUCH more than a way to have phone sex. It's capabilities are endless...
TheVirtualMind said:
But then again, good job B-Lemond. Way to step things up and get her thinking about you and *other items.*

Though don't call this a field report...It's more of a "Phone Report." :crackup:

Heh heh...Thanks TVM. It's always nice to get a compliment once in a while.
 
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