"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ice882

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This was a conversation that just took place. Though I'd share it--I think it went well, but I'm wondering if I failed a sh!t test or two. What do you guys think?


{ME}
OWWWWWWWW
that is all

7:57pm{HER}
DONT MAKE FUN OF ME
IT WAS FOR A FILM PROJECT!!!!

7:58pm {ME}
yeah. sad.

7:58pm{HER}
stop it
i didnt want to

7:59pm{ME}
you know, it would've been me if I wasnt busy that saturday.

7:59pm{HER}
uhhhhhhhh

7:59pm{ME}
{OTHER GUY} was my understudy for this particular scene

8:00pm{HER}
OHHHH i get it now
stop being jealous
its really unattractive
i know you really want {OTHER GUY}
but stop

8:00pm{ME}
hahaha oh i'm not being jealous
i just thought i'd let you know so you could realize how close you came to actually getting with me

8:01pm{HER}
oooooo
now im gonna cry
could you not be such a jerk and make me feel sad

8:02pm {ME}
hmmmm
its not really what i do
but i suppose i can make an exception

8:02pm {ME}
please do because now the idea of what could have been is killing me!

8:04pm {ME}
i GUESS I could pencil you in BRIEFLY
maybe friday
add you to the calendar

8:05pm {HER}
bahahahahhahhaha
love it!
i feel like a prostitute
actually you sound like more of a prostitute than me

8:06pm {ME}
prostitute....or just a busy guy?
who knows?
whats the difference?

8:06pm {HER}
im sooooo tempted to make that my status

8:07pm {ME}
i can think of at least 6 girls who would dislike that status

8:07pm{HER}
why?

8:08pm {ME}
they like to pretend that I only spend time with them
you would ruin their fantasies
anyway, i'll see what i can do for friday
let you know if I'm free after school

8:10pm {HER}
is this your way of getting rid of me?
also wtf?

8:11pm {ME}
wtf to what?
and no, i'm not getting rid of you, i just have to make sure I'm free/I do have to do my hw right now

8:12pm {HER}
so you are getting rid of me
also wtf to "they like to pretend i only hang out with them"

8:14pm {ME}
1. i'm saying bye for now 2. as in they would be jealous

8:14pm {HER}
ok bibi
see u friday
;D
actually i will defs see you before then
but stll

8:15pm {ME}
mhm byee
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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i think that was really close to perfect man. now all u gotta do is make the arrangements when u see her. gud job
 

Ice882

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Accension said:
This really is the HS forum.
I also just found out why I never come here.

Tally-ho chaps.
Awesome d00dski! Totes mature of you to seek out an old thread and flame! Keep on rocking dude!!! :cheer: :up:
 

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bi bi is on tag every day she is a tagged.com ***** ur kinda lost but she talks 2 anyone 2 get off.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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